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God bless everybody.

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Apples! Help an old lady. Buy an apple.

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Bless you, mister.

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A nickel! Thank you, Mr. rockefeller!

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You lousy cheapskate!

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Apples!

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Tallulah!

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Tallulah, good luck tonight!

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Apples. Apple, madam?

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Buy an apple? An apple, madam? Apples!

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Where'd you pick him up?

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He's the new feller.

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- Workin' the subway?
- He didn't pay you yet?

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I gave you $5 last month.

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$5 every month,
if you work Broadway, Buster.

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Hey, that's $7. $2 of that's mine.

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Yeah, soho, a nice long letter.

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- Did it come today?
- Yeah, pass it around.

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Now get going over to the casino.
There's a matinee.

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A new joke?

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Hi, smiley!

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Hi, Annie. Been lookin' for you.
Dave the dude wants to see you.

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- Where?
- At Rudy Martin's.

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Happy days.

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Annie, I ain't paid for this month.
I'm a little short.

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Sure you are. Comes christmastime...

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What you beg,
you put in the Santa claus pots.

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- I know, I'm a sucker.
- You are.

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- Any mail?
- Yeah, over at the casino.

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Don't forget the dude.

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- Thanks, Annie.
- Shut up.

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Dude sent word he wants me.

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On top of everything,
this one's gotta show up.

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You got 14 fifths of scotch...

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Sit it down here.
You got five of the bourbon...

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You know, joy boy,
this mornin' was the first time...

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I've ever been to a funeral.

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- Do you believe there's a life after?
- You got five of the gin...

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What are you sittin' there like a dummy?
Why don't you write it down?

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If I could write, I'd be in the Navy.

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Where's the dude?

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What is it with you?
You can't wait 12 seconds?

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You got an appointment
at the beauty parlor with that mop?

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Here, give me that.

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I'll write, you count.

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If I could count, I'd be in the army.

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Why don't you laugh? That's funny.

48
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If I could laugh, I
wouldn't have heartburn.

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All right. Here you go.

50
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Wanna know why Rudy Martin
was found in the river? There it is.

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$50,000 worth of I-owe-thems
to the gambling boys. Hello, Annie.

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There's a note here.

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It says, "thanks for everything.
Take care of my baby queenie."

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- What's "baby queenie"? Can you tell me?
- Maybe he left you a horse.

55
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There's a queenie running at hialeah.

56
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That's right. Powder, thanks a lot!

57
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- That was a good job you did.
- For you, dude, anytime, boy.

58
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That's the biggest apple you got?
I need a triple shot of luck today.

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This apple will make
the birds sing for you again.

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I tell you, kid, you get another sucker
like my boss, you can retire altogether.

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You know, this could only happen
to a smart guy like you.

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There's a man, owns the joint,
gets knocked off owing you $20,000.

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And on top of that, you get stuck
for the funeral! Go figure that!

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Fine thing you did,
giving a poor soul a Christian burial.

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Here's luck for you.

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Somethin' good's gonna happen to you,
somethin' real good.

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You could break a leg, for example.

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You'll give up panhandling,
I'll give up bootlegging...

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And we'll run this speak together,
how about that?

70
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It could be a gold mine.

71
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No, I'm not kiddin'.

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- Come on, let's see your gams.
- Oh, boy.

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How about that?

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Hello, suckers.

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You old chiseling moocher,
here's $5 for your apple.

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God bless you.

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Annie, will you tell me...

78
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Why do I always believe that your apples
bring me luck? Will you tell me?

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Because the little people like you.

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What little people?

81
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You can't see them. They live in dreams.

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Little people like me?

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Why?

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Because they like children,
beggars, and poets.

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That makes me a poet?

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You wanna believe in somethin'.

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Right now, it's my apple.

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So the little people jump in it, see?

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That's why this apple'll bring you luck.

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You old con dame. Go on.
Here's the only thing you believe in.

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- There you go.
- God bless you.

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God bless you
and bring you luck straight away.

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All right.

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Wait a minute. You stay away
from those gin bottles, you hear me?

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- I never touch it.
- Yeah, sure.

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- Are you Mr. Dave the dude?
- I am.

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Don't get too close.
You'll drip on my suit.

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What is this, grand central? Will you
close that door? There's liquor in here.

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What do you want? Lookin' for a job
in the chorus? The joint's closed.

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- Take a walk. Try someplace else.
- And lock it!

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I read this in a Maryland paper
this morning:

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"Rudy Martin, gangland victim,
was buried today.

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"His friend Dave the dude
arranged for his funeral."

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- Maryland? Old Rudy really got around.
- I beg your pardon?

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If you've got money comin' to ya...

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The dude is not pickin' up the tab
on Rudy Martin's bills.

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You be a nice girl. You take a walk. Bye.

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Rudy Martin was my father.

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You Rudy's kid?

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You're queenie?

111
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Yeah. That's what papa called me.

112
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She ain't a horse!

113
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- Why weren't you at the funeral?
- I just read about it. I came as fast...

114
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- You ain't pullin' a fast one on me?
- Mr. dude, I'm here because of you.

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Papa came to see me last month
and he was very worried.

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He said, "queenie, if anything should
happen to me, here's the lease to my club.

117
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"Give it to Dave the dude. He's a right guy
and I've got to pay him back."

118
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Here it is,
and it's all signed and everything.

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That's very nice,
but the joint's in hock up to here.

120
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The inventory won't pay
for the flowers he sent.

121
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The lease is worth about a quarter.

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Miss Martin, papa owes me $20,000...

123
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And a lot more to some guys
who don't laugh so easy.

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- That much?
- That much.

125
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I've got a few dollars in the bank.

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What I make at the cafeteria,
I could manage $5 a week.

127
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- What? A cafeteria?
- I'm cashier there.

128
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The next one Mr. Porter opens,
I'm going to be manager and then...

129
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I could give you a little more.

130
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$5.

131
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Joy boy, it looks like the lucky apple
is workin' already.

132
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Very big.

133
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It's the best I can do.

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Goodbye, Mr. dude.
Thank you for being papa's friend.

135
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Yeah, I mean...

136
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Well, that's the first broad I ever seen
who wanted to do somethin' for you.

137
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You know...

138
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Maybe...

139
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- Miss?
- Hey, dude! No, come here!

140
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At $5 a week, it's going to take you
200 years to pay your father's debt.

141
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It can take a 1,000 years.

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- I'm going to pay my father's debts.
- Take it easy. I've got an idea.

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For my boss, it was the lucky apple
that brought queenie into his life.

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Go figure.
He's got a thing about Annie's apples.

145
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:09,941
The dude shoots the bankroll
and promotes queenie into a nightclub star.

146
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,494
Much to my surprise, she ain't too bad.

147
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You know what?
The club begins to make money.

148
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And queenie begins to pay off
her papa's debts.

149
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Go figure that one.

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By the second year, the
club is a sensation.

151
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We're into big dough.

152
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Step back, the elevator's coming up.

153
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:06,289
We're gettin' so big, the opposition
begins playing games with us.

154
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The dude kisses the old apple,
but I know better.

155
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:20,303
I kiss the iron doors.

156
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,184
But it was too good to last.

157
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:30,188
Suddenly, the law pulled the rug out
from under us bootleggers.

158
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- Another dollar?
- Stop squawkin'.

159
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:40,490
I only raised you $1.
Tonight you can afford it. This is legal.

160
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,534
The whole town's on a binge.

161
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Baby, baby, baby
baby, baby, baby

162
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,625
baby, baby, baby
baby, baby, baby

163
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- I love you
- I love you

164
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,713
won't you love me, too?

165
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,390
All right, you wonderful
bunch of ex-lawbreakers...

166
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:09,436
This is the last night, the last song,
and the last bottle's on the house!

167
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,030
- Does that mean we'll be playin'?
- What happened?

168
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:25,577
- You are a genius.
- I know. Tell me what happened.

169
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,538
- The big man is here.
- He's here? I told you so.

170
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,082
- He's waitin' for you.
- I like that. Let him wait.

171
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,585
- What man?
- I told you to go find Annie. Move it.

172
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,837
She'll be here. I spread
word with the b.B.C.

173
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,339
- The beggars broadcasting...
- I said move it.

174
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What are you gonna do?
Are you going to wait for some apple?

175
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:45,054
What's the matter with you?
The big man don't wait easy.

176
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,433
He could get very nasty.
He could put on them dark cheaters...

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I am not leaving here until I get my apple.

178
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:55,231
Okay. I'll go look in a few gutters myself.

179
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,912
Herbie?

180
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,082
- Did you get it?
- Don't I always?

181
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,419
- Classiest stationery in the house.
- God bless you.

182
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,964
A blind man could read that:
"Hotel marberry."

183
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,175
Give it to me.

184
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:26,679
- When are you expecting another letter?
- The mail boat comes in tomorrow.

185
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,642
You know, I could get fired
for stealing your letters.

186
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,937
You mustn't get fired.

187
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,439
Please don't get fired.

188
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,944
Who keeps writing you from Spain, anyway?

189
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,738
None of your business.

190
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:48,451
- A heavy lover. Hey, Annie?
- Yeah, king Alfonso.

191
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:52,413
But keep it quiet.
The queen gets very jealous.

192
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,179
Well...

193
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,933
It's been two years
I've be waitin' for one like that.

194
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,185
Come here, you. Queenie.

195
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,274
Dude.

196
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,277
- What?
- The doorknob's killing me.

197
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,444
What?

198
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,156
The doorknob?

199
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,078
You gorgeous stack of cupcakes,
you come here.

200
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,664
Come on, you started this.

201
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,208
- I was just trying to say thank you.
- You were?

202
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:40,336
That's the way to kill a man,
not thank him. Come here.

203
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,047
What's this, a party?

204
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,800
- It's the fourth of July.
- In December?

205
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,969
Freedom day for both of us.

206
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,556
- You're through selling liquor.
- Now it's legal, the fun's gone.

207
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,349
- I sold the club today.
- You did?

208
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,101
- Did you bring them?
- Bring what?

209
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,603
Papa's ious.

210
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,480
I brought them.

211
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,359
There you are.

212
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,404
The last of papa's debts.

213
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,742
We put them in the easter fire
and we burn the past.

214
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,330
- Now you can make it Christmas.
- Happy new year. How?

215
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,124
By saying you really want me to marry you.

216
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,584
Honey, I'll marry you.

217
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,045
I'll fight dempsey. I'll
kiss a cop, anything.

218
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,505
Let's get started now.
Two years is a long wait.

219
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,715
Saturday, darling.

220
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,344
10:00 A.M. Saturday morning,
we get married. It's all set.

221
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,180
You're kiddin'.
You mean, really married? Us?

222
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,641
The real us.
No more dude, no more queenie.

223
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,809
To David and Elizabeth.

224
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:41,439
Mr. and Mrs. Conway of silver Springs,
Maryland and their flock of children.

225
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,774
Maryland?

226
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,195
You know, the house I was born in?
I bought it for us a year ago.

227
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,698
- You keep a secret real good, queenie.
- I want to be married there.

228
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,952
Married in mama's wedding dress
by the preacher who married them.

229
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,371
Maybe I should go out and get my violin.

230
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:03,544
It's sappy I know, but let me be sappy.
I'm sick of being queenie Martin.

231
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,798
And rev. Morgan's still down there.

232
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,969
He's 81 years old
and he's still conducting Sunday services.

233
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,138
When I located him on the phone, he cried.

234
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:19,268
Imagine! I cried, too.
It was the wettest long-distance call.

235
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,480
Did you cry? I've never seen you cry.

236
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,942
When I'm happy, when I'm really happy,
I'm a niagara.

237
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,489
Okay, Elizabeth.

238
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,449
To us.

239
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:37,161
To the wedding
in your mother's wedding dress...

240
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,207
By the 81 -year-old preacher.

241
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,044
- Niagara's coming...
- Watch it! This stuff burns holes there.

242
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,672
- Sorry.
- That's all right.

243
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,853
Annie's here. Let's go.

244
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,230
- Annie?
- I'll be right out.

245
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,775
What do you need an apple for tonight?
What more luck do we need?

246
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,820
You just gave me a wedding present,
this place in Maryland.

247
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,407
I'll give you a wedding present,
an all-year house on a silver platter.

248
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,201
- The whole city of New York.
- I don't want New York.

249
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,872
I want a little town in Maryland
where I can play the wife and mother bit.

250
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,833
It's okay for you to shake this,
you didn't want this.

251
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,252
But I'm a man that needs action.

252
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,130
Action? Prohibition's over, isn't it?

253
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,758
Hey, the man is waitin'.

254
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,801
All right.

255
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,387
What man? Who are you seeing tonight?

256
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,015
I'm makin' a meet
with our future, sweetheart.

257
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,767
Mr. big himself.

258
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,145
- Not darcey.
- You're right. Darcey.

259
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,105
- No.
- Why?

260
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,357
- You're not going to Chicago?
- No.

261
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,819
The Mountain is comin' to the dude.
I'm not going to Chicago.

262
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,446
- Darcey in New York?
- Right.

263
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:57,450
- The police said they'd never let him in.
- The police didn't let him in. I did.

264
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,953
Please, not darcey.
He's an animal. He's a murderer.

265
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,956
- He's public enemy number one!
- It's all headlines.

266
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,042
Will you move it? Let's go!

267
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,588
Your car's outside. We can be in Maryland
by morning. The preacher'll make it legal.

268
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,257
If you love me,
don't depend on some witch's apples.

269
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:17,095
- Let's get away. We can be real people...
- Simmer down, sweetheart.

270
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:21,557
We go to the sticks, what am I gonna do?
What kind of work? What do I know?

271
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,935
You're young, you can make a name,
make money...

272
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,478
What's money?

273
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,482
I started at the bottom in this town,
and I'm going right up to the top.

274
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:34,362
I can outsmart those monkeys. I've been
doing it ever since I left the orphanage:

275
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:39,158
Newsboy, hustler, all the way up. Why?
Because I'm good and because I'm lucky.

276
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,372
I'm gonna be somebody
and you're gonna be somebody with me.

277
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,040
I'm comin'.

278
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,501
- Dude?
- Yes?

279
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,295
If you shack up with darcey,
forget the wedding.

280
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,839
Isn't she gorgeous?

281
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,217
Heads.

282
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,806
- What's grabbin' her?
- Nothin' serious, she wants a lot of kids.

283
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,059
Kids? Boy, they're mean
when they get on that kick.

284
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,604
Where you been?
You playin' chase-me-Charlie?

285
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,440
Where were you Saturday?
I couldn't be at the race. Here.

286
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,234
God bless you.

287
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,987
I wasn't feeling so hot Saturday.

288
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,948
- Ginned up again?
- No, honest. I'm off the stuff.

289
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,659
It's about time.
Doctor says your kidneys are shot.

290
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:25,288
Pooh, my kidneys are
as good as new, better.

291
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,417
Do you think maybe we could postpone
this discussion of Annie's kidneys?

292
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,002
Lots of luck.

293
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,634
Save everybody a lot of trouble
if you just bought the whole basket.

294
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,888
Drop the whip, jockey. I gotta buy
the apple just before I need it.

295
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,849
Don't ask me why! We were both bums
until we found that out.

296
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,768
All right, let's go.
Pickup point, the warehouse.

297
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,607
God bless Dave the dude.

298
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,404
God bless all my friends.

299
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,749
That's the boss.

300
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,542
- Dude's here. Set?
- Set.

301
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,162
He's got his dark cheaters on, boss.

302
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,380
You're late.

303
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,811
Late for what?

304
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,647
"Late for what?"

305
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,941
For 48 hours, I've been knocking around...

306
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,485
In this Chuck-a-luck cage
all the way from Chicago.

307
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,945
I'm seasick.

308
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,699
Don't any of you guys ever inhale?

309
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,952
Like bein' in solitary, only it moves.

310
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:32,748
Fine thing, some two-bit operator
sends for me in his upholstered boxcar...

311
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:37,378
And first thing you know, I'm bein' hauled
all over the country like a side of beef.

312
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,466
- This your layout?
- Yeah, I built it.

313
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,969
See these walls?

314
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,762
Bulletproof.

315
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,599
Matter of fact, in town, it's neutral
territory even when there's a war on.

316
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,769
- I call it little Switzerland.
- What do the cops call it?

317
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,772
If they find me in this town,
you can stop the presses.

318
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,817
There's 10 vans just like this
haulin' real furniture around.

319
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,610
As long as you're here, you're safe.

320
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,904
Give them a new picture. That's one's old.

321
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,033
Why don't you relax?
Take it easy. Be my guest.

322
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:11,078
Be your guest? Did it ever occur to you
that I could also be your prisoner?

323
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,872
Ever think of that?

324
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,667
Yeah, I gave it a quick think.

325
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:21,422
Maybe you better give a long think
to a guy by the name of stiff arm Sam.

326
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,883
He once thought he could hold me, too.

327
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,552
Stiff arm?
Ain't that the guy that walks like this?

328
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,138
Yeah, it was the blowtorch in the armpits.

329
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,807
Yeah, the blowtorch.
That's my idea, the blowtorch.

330
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,351
It must have hurt.

331
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,857
It's against the law to carry firearms
in New York. Isn't that right?

332
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:42,860
That's right. Here in New York,
you gotta have a permit.

333
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,195
Nothin', boss.

334
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,405
Yeah. I was beginning to figure.

335
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:51,911
They tell me you've been operatin' 10 years
in this town without a pinch.

336
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:53,829
Luck, Mr. darcey, pure luck.

337
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,875
Luck. I heard about the luck bit.
The thing with the lucky apples.

338
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:01,379
The wiseguys figure
that's two strikes against you.

339
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:07,843
They say you gotta buy them lucky
apples off some little old lady, right?

340
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,970
If something happens to the old lady...

341
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:13,474
Could be like samson
gettin' his first haircut, yeah.

342
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,854
Look, I've got news for you.
You see these apples?

343
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,274
I buy them by the crate
at the nearest grocery store.

344
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,569
Wiseguys wanna believe
that these apples bring me luck...

345
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,988
That's two strikes against them.

346
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,157
You know about psychology?

347
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,828
Yeah, I know about whatever you call it.

348
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,872
It's like your dark glasses.
You put them on...

349
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,333
And the boys start to sweat
from here to Omaha.

350
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,377
Me, I use apples.

351
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,927
All right, shall we quit clownin'?

352
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,688
I like the way this kid operates.

353
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,066
Smart boy, smart dresser, too.

354
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,944
- You like that? Very nice.
- Yeah. Rich.

355
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,612
He likes it.

356
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,615
- Do you mind if I try that on?
- No. Why not?

357
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,826
Give him a hand, junior.

358
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,202
Hold it.

359
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,665
Like they say, you're a smart operator.

360
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,334
I've got to give you credit.
You won the first round.

361
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,920
This is round 2 comin' up now, though.

362
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,006
- How does it look?
- Great. Class!

363
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,716
Nice color.

364
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,594
Round 2.

365
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,306
I got maybe eight, ten
top candidates for this job.

366
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:39,643
All smart, tough, hardheaded guys,
and I can take my pick of any one of them.

367
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:44,440
Suppose you tell me,
in 10 words or less, like a telegram:

368
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:49,820
Why should Steve darcey give the
New York territory to Dave the dude?

369
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,656
Go ahead, talk.

370
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,950
That's a good question.

371
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,494
- Right, joy boy?
- Beautiful.

372
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,745
- Got an answer?
- No.

373
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:58,996
- Got a question?
- Yeah.

374
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,999
Ask it in 10 words, like a telegram.

375
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:07,379
Why should Dave the dude
give New York territory to darcey?

376
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,798
That's 11, but...

377
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,259
You his mouthpiece?

378
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,513
- Call me his doormat.
- Why don't you lay down and act like one?

379
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:19,767
Joy boy happens to be my friend,
and all my friends are 9 feet tall...

380
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,102
And all my friends make very bad doormats.

381
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,688
You bootleggers, you were 9 feet tall.

382
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,277
All big fish in a little pond, but all of a
sudden, all the little ponds are dryin' up.

383
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,112
That's where the king comes in.

384
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,490
I'm makin' a syndicate,
a national syndicate.

385
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:38,452
I'm gonna push some of you poor, little,
gasping sharks back in the water.

386
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,039
But it's gonna be my water.
It'll cover the whole country.

387
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,583
- Deep water?
- Deep?

388
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,878
How deep?
Dames, dope. That's a little over my head.

389
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,381
Come on, that's bush league.

390
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,134
I'm gonna operate from presidential suites.

391
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:58,347
Gonna elect judges, gonna contribute
to charities, finance operas.

392
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:01,725
We're gonna be into big,
profitable business...

393
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,728
Catering to all human weaknesses.

394
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,735
- What would be my cut?
- Your cut?

395
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:15,406
The New York territory,
right down the middle.

396
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,409
- If you're the right guy.
- He's the only guy.

397
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,995
There's one more little detail.

398
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:25,082
We request the franchise holder
to put up $50,000.

399
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,877
In small bills.

400
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,423
As a token of their good faith.

401
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,551
- Who's drivin'?
- Herman.

402
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,971
- Herman?
- Yeah?

403
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:42,600
Take Mr. darcey anywhere he wants
while he's in town. He's my guest.

404
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:46,228
- And drop me off at the nearest good stop.
- Okay, boss.

405
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,814
Wait a minute.

406
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,984
- You're not interested?
- No, not right now.

407
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:57,114
Because, you see, this is one fish
that isn't jumping into anybody's pond...

408
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:01,035
Unless I'm paid $100,000 in cash...

409
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,662
As a token of your good faith.

410
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,165
You want the syndicate to pay you?

411
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,500
I'm the lucky one, remember?

412
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,464
Boys, let's go. We've got some ponds
that need watering real bad.

413
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:18,469
If you get an itch for any of those
human weaknesses yourself, just holler.

414
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,013
This is my town.

415
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,599
Wait a minute.

416
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,645
I said I like your style,
but you know the rules as good as I do.

417
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:31,023
The king makes an offer,
the king gets turned down...

418
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,108
The king loses face.

419
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,029
On a king, that coat looks good. Wear it.

420
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,499
That guy is gonna play on my side,
or he ain't gonna play at all.

421
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,460
If it was me, I'd warm up the blowtorch.

422
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,216
- Any mail?
- Tomorrow.

423
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,359
He uses a blowtorch on people.
What does he do, weld them?

424
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:18,195
King. I don't like that guy.

425
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,073
It'd be fun to take him apart, huh?

426
00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:24,201
Yeah, it'd be a load of laughs,
all the way up to our funeral.

427
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:40,986
Scat.

428
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:50,579
Lying all over my poor baby's picture...

429
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,668
As if it were the only place to sleep.

430
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:12,643
"My darling...

431
00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:16,021
"Louise."

432
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,669
I just love Annie's music.

433
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,675
"The reception...

434
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,097
"I gave...

435
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,993
"For lord...

436
00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:14,454
"Ferncliff..."

437
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,042
Here's to lord ferncliff.

438
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,724
"You will notice I have increased...

439
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:37,019
"Your allowance this year.

440
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:42,900
"It breaks my heart
that I have not been able...

441
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:46,111
"To see you all these years.

442
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,240
"But Dr. Michel still insists...

443
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,744
"An ocean voyage could be fatal."

444
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,079
The old crab.

445
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:09,092
"Your stepfather thought
he might be able...

446
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,428
"To make the trip this year."

447
00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:17,517
You didn't know you had a stepfather,
did you?

448
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,104
Neither did I.

449
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,861
"The young man you wrote about...

450
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,530
"Sounds perfectly divine...

451
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,910
"And I hope he loves you...

452
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:39,623
"As much as you love him...

453
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,294
"And as much as...

454
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,297
"I love you...

455
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,301
"My darling."

456
00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:09,194
Herbie, the boat's in. Did you...

457
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:11,530
Where's your uniform?

458
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:15,826
You gin-guzzling witch.
On account of you, I got the sack.

459
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,869
You can't get fired.

460
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:21,873
Can't, eh? They caught me putting
your lousy letter in my pocket.

461
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,710
- I oughta break your...
- Where is it?

462
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,754
- What am I gonna tell my old lady?
- Where is my letter?

463
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,507
How do I know? They took it away from me.

464
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,932
You can't go in there.

465
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,151
You must be in the wrong place.
Peddlers aren't allowed.

466
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,694
Let go of me.

467
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,044
I beg your pardon.

468
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,421
My gracious stars.

469
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:15,052
I have some mail here.
A letter from Barcelona, Spain.

470
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,597
- A letter?
- It came for me this morning.

471
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,767
Are you stopping here, my good woman?

472
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,977
No, I'm not.

473
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,064
But I do have a letter here, please.

474
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:31,068
- What is your name?
- Mrs. e. Worthington manville.

475
00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:34,654
Mrs. e. Worthington manville?

476
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:40,077
Wait here. Mrs. e. Worthington manville.

477
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:05,102
Good afternoon, Mrs. manville.
Is there anything I can do for you?

478
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,730
There's a letter here for me.
I'd like to get it.

479
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,775
A letter addressed to the hotel marberry?

480
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,611
Yes, I told that feller all about it.

481
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,239
Are you sure you're not mistaken,
my dear lady?

482
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:21,368
No, I'm not mistaken. I've been
getting my letters here for years.

483
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,622
You're not a guest of the marberry,
are you?

484
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:29,584
Of course not! Any fool could see that.

485
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,964
- There's no necessity for shouting.
- Then why don't you give me my letter?

486
00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:37,342
Why do you keep on asking a lot
of stupid questions?

487
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:41,179
I'm sorry, madam. I'm compelled
to ask you to leave these premises.

488
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:45,392
- No! Not until I get my letter.
- Shall I call the police, Mr. Cole?

489
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:49,312
Send for the police. I'm no criminal.
I haven't done anything.

490
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:56,695
Please, mister.
I don't want to make any trouble!

491
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,823
I just want my letter, that's all.

492
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:02,325
It's from my daughter.

493
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,496
It came all the way from Spain.

494
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,333
She thinks I'm somebody.

495
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,336
Please?

496
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,673
Lloyd?

497
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,177
Yes, Mr. Cole?

498
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,388
Lloyd, do you recall a letter
addressed to a Mrs. manville?

499
00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:25,515
Mrs. e. Worthington manville?

500
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,269
Yes, it came this morning.

501
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,062
You see? I told you.

502
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,024
- Let her have it.
- God bless you.

503
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,525
God bless you.

504
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:39,654
- What are you waiting for? Get the letter.
- Yes, but I sent it back.

505
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,072
You sent it back?

506
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,867
Yes, I returned it marked:
"Party not known here."

507
00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:46,578
No, you can't send it back.

508
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,207
She'll find out that I don't live here,
don't you see?

509
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,542
Please. Has the mail gone out yet?

510
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,045
Yes, the boys picked it up
just a twinkle ago.

511
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:57,422
- It's probably...
- Look. There he is now.

512
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:58,673
Boy!

513
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,051
You! Stop!

514
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,887
She can't do that in here. Stop her!

515
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,681
Don't put any more letters in that box.

516
00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:11,311
Where do you think you are?

517
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,190
There it is. I'd know it anywhere.

518
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,989
- Thank you, sir.
- Leave this hotel at once.

519
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,367
Here.

520
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,745
Bless you, sir.

521
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:35,145
- An old lady passed out.
- Get water, somebody.

522
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,771
Come on, there. Upsy-Daisy.

523
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,482
- Take my hand.
- That's what that legal gin'll do.

524
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,984
Where's my letter?

525
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,485
- Grab her hat.
- Help her up.

526
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,653
Grab her hand.

527
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,447
Up you go. There you are.

528
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,365
I'm all right. Let me go.

529
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,743
- Are you all right?
- Here you are.

530
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:54,789
With prohibition repealed, you'll see our
streets full of nasty old drunks like that.

531
00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,846
Listen, flyaway.

532
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:14,017
Are you the smartest agent in town,
or are you just a lotta talk? What is it?

533
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:16,853
Your butter, I don't need.
You want four bodyguards?

534
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,772
They get a $100 a week, I get $100.

535
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,274
- With guns.
- Then I get $200.

536
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,153
- Why you? They got the guns.
- What's guns? I got the permits.

537
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,365
But they gotta be from out of town,
they gotta dress nice...

538
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:30,450
And they only shoot in self-defense.

539
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,369
You want four tom mixes.

540
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,621
What's the matter,
you don't owe me a favor?

541
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,122
Do I owe you movie stars?

542
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,876
Didn't I help when you were in trouble,
snuck you outta town in little switz?

543
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,295
- Do you want my wife?
- Which one?

544
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,049
Who do you want protected?

545
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,219
He can't know nothin' about it.

546
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,596
The boss.

547
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:56,559
The dude? I wouldn't do
that for $1 million!

548
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,646
- What are you talkin' about?
- He's hot. The dude is hot.

549
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,315
I never was here. Get yourself the marines!

550
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,818
What? You creep, where you goin'?
Come here!

551
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:08,029
It was all over town in two minutes.
He insulted a king.

552
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,614
King? What king?

553
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,575
Who remembers faces?

554
00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:15,745
I don't remember... it was open.

555
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,414
Where's the king of New York?

556
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,833
Where you been?
The dude's been lookin' for you.

557
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,126
He read winchell.

558
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,003
Just returning a few items
I won't be needing any longer.

559
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,631
Two kings in New York,
and one needs a bodyguard?

560
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,091
He ain't my client!

561
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:29,592
- Stay here!
- I pass!

562
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,261
Stay! I've gotta talk to you.

563
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:33,680
Flyaway, there's a $10,000 bonus!

564
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:34,764
Hello?

565
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,100
Junior, what do you want?

566
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:40,937
I am here with two representatives
of our out-of-town friend, Mr. bigelow.

567
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:44,315
- Bigelow. What bigelow?
- The Chicago bigelow.

568
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,444
He wants to see the boss right away
to negotiate deal.

569
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:51,114
Holy cow, the deal's still on,
and the dude ain't here.

570
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:55,410
Look, junior, you gotta stall them.
Stall them. I gotta think in my head.

571
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:58,705
Tell him to hurry.
Mr. b. Has a touch of mal de Mary.

572
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,624
Mal de what? You mean seasickness.

573
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:05,795
Look, you just get the car and come over.
Wait a minute.

574
00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:08,006
He's gonna need an apple.

575
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,925
Stop at schubert alley,
pick up the bag and her apples...

576
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:13,636
And don't stop to play
stickball on the way.

577
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,681
There you are.

578
00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:21,269
Dude, the man's on the phone!
The man wants to negotiate a deal!

579
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:25,315
- Is this true, what I read in winchell's?
- I'm pleased you can read!

580
00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:27,484
You two-timin' dame. Are you leavin' me?

581
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,153
You walkin' out on me
for that cafeteria clown?

582
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:32,071
The wedding's Saturday. Wanna come?

583
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,491
You two-timin'...
You ain't even been one time!

584
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:37,952
You ain't walkin' out on me
after what I did for you.

585
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:41,164
I took you from nothing
and made you into something. For what?

586
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,500
So I could become a gangster's flashy moll?

587
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,877
- Not me, mister.
- You ain't walkin' out on me.

588
00:41:45,961 --> 00:41:49,172
You ain't walkin' out on me,
not on Dave the dude.

589
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,549
I'm not walking. I'm running.

590
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,721
You listen to me. Now, watch it.

591
00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:58,973
- You...
- Watch it, queenie.

592
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,809
What're they doin'?

593
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,270
Playing house. Are you still here?

594
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,563
The bodyguards, I...

595
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,191
What bodyguards?
Can't you see I'm a busy man?

596
00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:11,194
What's the matter with you?
Take a walk! Out!

597
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,710
You're not goin' out that door.

598
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,547
You owe me one thing,
and I'm gonna collect.

599
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:33,675
You ain't leavin' here
without giving it to me.

600
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:34,801
You!

601
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:52,026
Look at this place.
Like the inside of a goat's stomach.

602
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,365
Look, I don't want to butt in.

603
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,784
Excuse me for interrupting, but...

604
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,580
You have the worst sense of timing.

605
00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:06,291
I hate to interrupt,
but you have to drop everything...

606
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,793
Because I just got a message from junior.

607
00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:10,753
From darcey? What'd he say?

608
00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:13,631
- Will you get me a pair of pants?
- Change your own diapers!

609
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:16,593
I said, "pants me."
And get yourself fixed up.

610
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:18,720
Make yourself decent. What'd he say?

611
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:21,097
In front of her?
She's marrying j.P. Cafeteria.

612
00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:24,434
I don't care if she marries j.
Edgar hoover. What'd he say?

613
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:29,105
I could hardly believe it myself,
but darcey wants to meet with you again.

614
00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:31,733
- There she comes.
- Right away.

615
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,193
I tell you he'd come around, didn't I?

616
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:37,488
He hasn't come around yet.
This is worth millions.

617
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,991
Let's not blow the whole cake
for a little crumb.

618
00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:41,534
Will ya stop worryin'?

619
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,870
Other guys pay him,
so why should he pay you?

620
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,673
I'll tell you why, 'cause
I'm Dave the dude.

621
00:43:45,686 --> 00:43:47,415
I'm not one of the others.

622
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,375
- Go get Annie.
- Yes, go get Annie.

623
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:53,212
That's all taken care of.
Junior is bringin' her over right now.

624
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,636
Watch where you're goin'!

625
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,392
Yeah? What?

626
00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:09,937
- We're on our way.
- You're keepin' darcey waitin' again.

627
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,982
- So let him wait.
- We can't. The man is king!

628
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:16,152
The king loses face,
our heads go on display in the marketplace.

629
00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,364
You've been readin' books again.
Where the hell is Annie?

630
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,409
Big shots. Big dopes!

631
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:27,205
Your life depends on a beggar's
wormy apples and this superstitious heel.

632
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,373
You still here?

633
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,625
Only you'll wind up in the federal pen...

634
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,211
Or swimming with your feet
in cement, like papa.

635
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:37,131
- That's why I'm marrying Howard Porter!
- Don't keep the groom waitin'.

636
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:40,051
- Not another minute!
- Will you get back in there?

637
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,886
If I could only cry.

638
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:49,018
I can't find apple Annie anywhere.
She ain't nowhere.

639
00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:51,020
I hope she croaks!

640
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,856
What do you mean,
you can't find her anywhere, you dummy?

641
00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:57,402
All you gotta do
is ask any panhandler on Broadway.

642
00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,779
There ain't no panhandlers on Broadway.

643
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,865
- What ya talkin' about?
- There ain't a beggar on the street.

644
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:06,244
It's scary. It's like Broadway was naked.
I'm ashamed to look at it.

645
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:08,121
Hiya, Mr. dude, fellas.

646
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,709
The easter parade is a
little early this year.

647
00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,379
No panhandlers on Broadway?

648
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,120
I didn't see 'em before.
I should drop dead.

649
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,050
Maybe you should.

650
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,719
That's only an expression.

651
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,595
Any of you crumbs seen apple Annie?

652
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,139
I saw her. I'll tell you.

653
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,391
Wait a minute! One at a time! You.

654
00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:30,393
- It's about Annie.
- What about Annie?

655
00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:32,979
- She's in a pickle.
- Pickled, I can believe that.

656
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,356
Mallethead found her
wanderin' the waterfront...

657
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,066
And in the water she was looking.

658
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,318
She was stumblin' along,
talkin' to herself.

659
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,904
She was sobbin'.
It's a good thing I run into her.

660
00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:44,198
What's the big deal?
She's got a package on.

661
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,867
It's worse than being swacked.

662
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,411
She's been swipin' stationery
from the marberry hotel.

663
00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,747
- For years.
- And writin' letters to her daughter.

664
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:54,333
- Daughter? That old bag?
- She's a woman, ain't she?

665
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:59,213
- What's this about a daughter?
- Annie's got this daughter over in Spain.

666
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:01,758
She was raised in a convent
since she was a baby.

667
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:04,427
She's comin' over for a visit
and bringin' a count.

668
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:08,055
- She's gonna marry a count or somethin'.
- What is this? A rib?

669
00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:10,933
Annie's been sendin' her money
every month for years.

670
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:14,103
We been lettin' her shake us down
'cause we knew all about it.

671
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,814
We're her godfathers.
We all got a piece of the kid.

672
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,942
We figure you're a godfather, too.
You got the biggest piece.

673
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,027
Me?

674
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,696
'Cause of the big tips you give Annie
for the apples.

675
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:26,866
- God bless you.
- That's why her apples were lucky for you.

676
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,161
Can't we tune out on this soap opera?
We got an appointment to keep.

677
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,955
- You keep it. Stall him.
- How do I stall him?

678
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,000
I'll be along as soon as I get my apple.
Move it!

679
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:39,629
- Where's Annie?
- At her flop. I'll show you.

680
00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:41,881
Come on. The old dame may be sick.

681
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:45,927
- I've got a date with Howard Porter.
- Never mind Howard Porter. I need you.

682
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,971
Annie needs you, too,
the way your old lady needed somebody.

683
00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:50,973
- Just a minute...
- Move it!

684
00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,725
No panhandlers on Broadway.

685
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,561
Keep your mind off that blonde
you run around with.

686
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,731
I don't think about her
during the daytime, boss!

687
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,532
If it isn't my dear friend Dave the dude...

688
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,534
And his charming broad.

689
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,911
She's just bagged again.
You had me worried.

690
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,663
Where's the bottle? All right.

691
00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:17,166
So nice of you to come.
The Butler'll take your things.

692
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:20,253
Lovely estate you have here,
lady chatterley.

693
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:25,508
It's nothing really, just something I keep
for the hunting season.

694
00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:30,555
Everybody's coming down
for the hunting season, don't you know?

695
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,932
The flea hunt, isn't it?

696
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,602
How about that?

697
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:39,397
You tryin' to knock yourself
off or somethin'?

698
00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:42,400
The doc told you about this stuff.
This paint'll poison you.

699
00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:43,901
- Look.
- What?

700
00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,279
The old lady's had her moments.

701
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:51,075
Who is it?

702
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,995
You really got yourself a kid?

703
00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:57,498
Don't sit there slobberin'.
Is this your kid?

704
00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,292
No.

705
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,961
Those crumbs, takin' me for a sucker.

706
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:04,922
My baby!

707
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:07,466
- All right. Stand up.
- My baby.

708
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,052
Dude knows all about it.
He's a godfather, too.

709
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:12,930
I don't want to catch you casin'
the waterfront again.

710
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:17,226
I was born in a place like this. I don't
wanna come back to it. So I need you.

711
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,854
What's all this malarkey about a kid?

712
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,196
She's comin' over with a count.

713
00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:32,158
She's going to marry his son.

714
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,869
Royalty.

715
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,456
They're coming over to meet me.

716
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,917
Me.

717
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:45,129
Wait'll they get a load of apple Annie.

718
00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:47,465
That'll be a laugh.

719
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,258
Hey, dude?

720
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:53,179
Wait'll they meet her crummy old lady.

721
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,640
Eh, queenie?

722
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,851
And see this dump.

723
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:05,149
You can't do this. Come on, you old souse.
You get up outta there.

724
00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,859
- Dude, easy.
- What do you mean?

725
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:11,614
- Old souse, maybe, but full of dreams.
- She's full of gin. Where's the apples?

726
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:14,742
- Will somebody tell me?
- Here're your lousy apples.

727
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:18,788
Old fool, gettin' herself
in a jam like this.

728
00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:24,460
Come on, let's go.

729
00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:28,214
You're acting like darcey already.
You can't leave her here like this.

730
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,634
What should I do?
Tuck her in bed and sing her a lullaby?

731
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:33,928
- What about her daughter?
- What should I do?

732
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,347
When she gets here,
she'll be in a psycho ward.

733
00:49:36,431 --> 00:49:40,434
She'll be all right in the morning.
I'll send Dr. Michel down. Come on.

734
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:53,072
What am I going to do, queenie?

735
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,326
Poor creep.

736
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:01,497
Some dude must have
gotten in your blood once, too.

737
00:50:01,581 --> 00:50:03,916
Come on, I'm way past post time.

738
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:07,211
I've got troubles, but, boy...

739
00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,588
You need a miracle.

740
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,757
What am I going to do?

741
00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,177
What're you gonna do?

742
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,555
- About what?
- About miss Annie.

743
00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:20,057
What do you expect me to do? Come on.

744
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:23,144
We thought you could get her
into the marberry.

745
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,479
Apple Annie in the marberry?

746
00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:28,691
- You're crazy.
- Just for a week.

747
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:30,609
Now listen, Mr. dude.

748
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,529
We already took up a collection, we did.

749
00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:37,616
We all chipped in $65 to get her in.

750
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:42,288
You did? $65 is a tip at the marberry.
You're all bats.

751
00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:45,374
- What about that playboy friend of yours?
- Rodney Kent.

752
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,657
He's got a penthouse
at the marberry.

753
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,879
Keep outta this. You, too, junior.
Move it.

754
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:52,548
Annie at the marberry. I said, "move it!"

755
00:50:58,638 --> 00:51:01,057
His luck is gonna turn awful bad.

756
00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:06,062
Apple, be lucky today.

757
00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:10,441
All you little people in there,
start workin'. Real hard.

758
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:16,155
When you get home,
call doc Michel and have him see Annie.

759
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,824
She'll be all right. She's on a bender.

760
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,579
Ain't it a fact?
You've seen her swacked before.

761
00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:27,625
What the hell do I care?
I've got what I want, the city of New York.

762
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:31,670
This great big town and all those heels
that pushed me around, it's all mine.

763
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:35,091
All mine and stretched right out
on a silver platter.

764
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:38,219
'Cause darcey's come around to my way.

765
00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:41,639
What do I need
that old apple-souse for, anyhow?

766
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:46,102
You know, they say luck is superstition.

767
00:51:47,312 --> 00:51:50,106
It ain't superstition.
Do you know what it is?

768
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:51,857
Luck is an art...

769
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,652
An art I got.

770
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:57,780
So I lose the old lady and her apples.
So what?

771
00:52:00,992 --> 00:52:03,452
Apple Annie at the marberry hotel.

772
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,209
What do you expect me to do,
for cryin' out loud?

773
00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:14,797
Will you say somethin'?

774
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,302
Will you say somethin'?

775
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:31,313
Okay, Mr. big shot.
Now keep your date with darcey.

776
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,659
And no more gin.

777
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:49,248
These rich guys use checkers
with horses on them.

778
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,417
Put that down.

779
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:54,295
I oughta have my head shrunk
doin' a thing like this.

780
00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,921
You at the marberry hotel.

781
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,340
Why not swipe stationery
from the white house?

782
00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:00,843
Could've said you were Eleanor Roosevelt.

783
00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:08,809
Whom did you wish to see?

784
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:12,813
- Is this Rodney Kent's igloo?
- This is Mr. Kent's penthouse, yes.

785
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:15,816
But unfortunately, Mr. Kent is in havana.

786
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,484
- He is?
- Yes.

787
00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:20,696
Where did you get the idea
that I give a hang where he is?

788
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:23,365
- I just assumed that...
- Come over here.

789
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:27,453
I'm gonna tell you somethin'
that's gonna make you wet all over.

790
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:28,704
Really?

791
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,874
I don't care anything about Rodney Kent.

792
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,877
I'm lookin' for Dave the dude.

793
00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:37,546
- Who is that?
- He's here, ain't he?

794
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:38,923
Well, yes.

795
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:44,887
What are you standin' there for,
growin' in the carpet? Take me to him.

796
00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,223
Yes.

797
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,768
Wait here, will you, please?

798
00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:53,479
There is no carpet.

799
00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:58,734
Sir?

800
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:01,070
A gentleman, rather primitive.

801
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,950
You finally made the grade.
I don't know what's goin' on.

802
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,409
Come here.

803
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:11,080
- Where ya been?
- Where have I been?

804
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:14,959
- I've had to do everything myself.
- I've been through a meat-grinder.

805
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:17,836
For 24 hours,
I've been locked up in little switz...

806
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:21,173
Listenin' to that howling seasick gorilla.
I'm alibiing...

807
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,384
What do ya mean, "alibiing"? What for?

808
00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:25,052
For you. For not showing up.

809
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:28,222
So I didn't show up.
How'd you leave the big man?

810
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,933
- Head first and landed in the gutter.
- Good.

811
00:54:31,017 --> 00:54:35,187
Says he won't talk to messenger boys.
Says he barbecues them.

812
00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:37,690
He used the blowtorch?

813
00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:40,693
He says next time I'll be inside the shirt
when he does it.

814
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:44,321
Bluff in'. That's his psychology.
Pay no attention to it.

815
00:54:44,489 --> 00:54:45,948
What's this?

816
00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:49,285
Meet the new queen of society.

817
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,288
This is Annie, the duchess of apples.

818
00:54:52,914 --> 00:54:55,249
What's your daughter doin' in Spain?

819
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,459
Who's her father?

820
00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:05,551
That ain't a polite question
to ask a dame like Annie.

821
00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:06,969
Wait a minute.

822
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:10,639
You mean that Rodney Kent
gave you his apartment for this owl?

823
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:14,351
He's a bigger sucker than I am.
He even threw in the Butler. Look.

824
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,646
But not against my will, sir.
I love cinderella stories.

825
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,273
Don't you, sir?

826
00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:20,983
Take a walk.

827
00:55:24,529 --> 00:55:26,989
- What happened to queenie?
- I don't know!

828
00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:28,991
Dave, I gotta talk to you.

829
00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:31,910
You gotta forget this and meet with darcey.

830
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:35,622
That's the deal of a lifetime.
That's our living. What's all this?

831
00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:38,375
I don't know.
I don't want you to tell me, either.

832
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:42,004
What are you? A boy scout?
Are you a tambourine shaker?

833
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:45,174
There's a million do-gooders
standing in line...

834
00:55:45,216 --> 00:55:48,177
Waitin' to help the hardly-ables
like apple Annie.

835
00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,596
Stay in there and pitch, sister.

836
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:54,183
You're Dave the dude, not little boy blue.

837
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:57,019
What are you talkin' about? Come here.

838
00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:00,689
Ain't she always been lucky for me?
Ain't she?

839
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:05,527
Suppose I walk out on her and don't help.
How long do you think my luck would last?

840
00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:07,237
You wanna help? Help!

841
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:10,199
But you can't
palm that crocodile off as society.

842
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:12,993
She couldn't fool
a pedigreed cooker spaniel.

843
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,079
We'd have to clean her up some.

844
00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:16,246
Some?

845
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:20,542
Look at her. A rag picker
wouldn't stick his hook into her.

846
00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:25,339
Here they are, the miracle workers.

847
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:28,342
Here's my maid, manicurist,
hairdresser, chiropodist...

848
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,011
Masseuse, and the pièce de résistance...

849
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:34,014
Pierre of the Saxon
Plaza, Pierre the divine.

850
00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,141
- Take a bow, toots.
- Madame.

851
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,602
Gang, here's your challenge.

852
00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:41,730
Come on, stand up and meet your makers.
It's okay.

853
00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,900
This has got to be
a complete overhaul, kids.

854
00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:48,237
- From top to bottom.
- Don't forget a new set of kidneys.

855
00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:51,240
All right, let's go.
Come on, wizards, let's whiz.

856
00:56:51,324 --> 00:56:52,574
Let's go.

857
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,415
My old lady always said:

858
00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:02,167
"You can't make a pig's ear
out of an old sow!"

859
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:05,087
Monsieur, your old lady was not Pierre.

860
00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,136
Wait a minute. He can't go in there.

861
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:15,973
That's all right.
Believe me, fellows, it's all right.

862
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:40,289
- Boss, you payin' for all this?
- Fun, hey?

863
00:57:40,957 --> 00:57:43,667
Let's see if we can get it back
from the bookies.

864
00:57:43,751 --> 00:57:45,794
What's runnin' at hialeah?

865
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,963
Here's the morning lineup.

866
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,090
Thanks. Read them off.

867
00:57:50,341 --> 00:57:52,926
People! Go figure them.

868
00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:56,180
- Scratch 5, 7, and 12.
- 5, 7, and 12 scratched.

869
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:19,703
It's important that these apples
are kept here all the time.

870
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:21,872
- What's your handle?
- Pardon?

871
00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:24,875
- Your name?
- It's hutchings, sir. With a "g."

872
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:28,003
This ought to take care of
the help for a while.

873
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,130
Split it up amongst them.

874
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:33,175
- They know to keep their mouths shut?
- And their ears.

875
00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:34,790
You told them what'll
happen if they don't.

876
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,345
Yes, sir.

877
00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:38,555
Don't do that, please.

878
00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:58,116
My feet. I never want to see shoes again.

879
00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:24,893
Gentlemen, may I present...

880
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:28,647
Mrs. e. Worthington manville.

881
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,351
She's like a cockroach
what turned into a butterfly.

882
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:09,771
Dude...

883
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,150
I'll never forget this.

884
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,612
Never.

885
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,281
God bless you.

886
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:29,416
You could've fooled anybody.

887
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:42,387
You're gonna need a little
walkin' around money...

888
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,348
So here you go.

889
01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:51,647
I guess everything's all set now.

890
01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,150
Good luck.

891
01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:58,403
Joy boy, junior, come on.

892
01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:02,949
How do we contact little switz?

893
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,827
They call you every hour on the hour,
or at least they did.

894
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,788
We make the next call.

895
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:12,292
- Where do you think you're going?
- I did what you wanted, didn't I?

896
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:16,338
I postponed my wedding a week because
you asked me to make a lady out of her.

897
01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:19,466
Don't think you can run off
and leave me holding the bag.

898
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:20,717
No offense.

899
01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:24,346
The dude's gotta make some bread.
Can't we get outta here?

900
01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:27,349
If I stall my wedding,
he can stall his shortcut to sing sing.

901
01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:30,018
For Pete's sake, what else do you want?

902
01:01:30,269 --> 01:01:34,690
I don't want anything. But what about
the husband she's supposed to have?

903
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:35,857
Husband?

904
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,151
That's a man who
marries a woman, remember?

905
01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:40,570
- Whose husband?
- Annie's!

906
01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:44,658
The honorable e. Worthington
shmerthington. Who's gonna dig him up?

907
01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,160
Dude?

908
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:48,954
Louise...

909
01:01:49,997 --> 01:01:53,250
My daughter, does expect a stepfather.

910
01:01:55,002 --> 01:01:58,505
Well, go get her one.
Can't you do anything yourself?

911
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:01,216
You're really on the ball.
Who's she gonna get?

912
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,594
- Shimkey the blind man, or smiley?
- You find her one.

913
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,181
You're the one who needs her,
Mr. big, not me.

914
01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:10,892
I got cafeterias, I don't need apples.

915
01:02:11,352 --> 01:02:15,689
The dude's whole future depends upon
this deal. Can't you get off his back?

916
01:02:15,773 --> 01:02:19,401
His whole future depends on Annie,
and don't you forget it, frog-face.

917
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:22,571
- You're a troublemaker.
- You're a selfish little schtunk.

918
01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:24,114
All right!

919
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,659
I'll find her a husband.

920
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,412
Man, this is beautiful.

921
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,862
Go tell darcey that the
dude ain't available

922
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,292
'cause he's out diggin'
up a husband...

923
01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:38,712
For some old souse,
on account of he's nuts about her apples.

924
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,339
Where am I gonna find a husband?

925
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,600
Where am I gonna find a husband?
In Macy's basement?

926
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:54,060
They don't sell 'em there, boss.

927
01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:10,160
Me?

928
01:03:11,078 --> 01:03:12,120
You.

929
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:15,791
I think he'd be just precious.

930
01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:20,545
That would be a great idea.
There's only one problem:

931
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,132
I got a wife that's very fussy.

932
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:28,136
She don't like for me
to go around marryin' people.

933
01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:31,681
I know that might sound selfish to you...

934
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,685
But she's very funny that way!

935
01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:40,690
I know his wife, he's right.
She's a selfish buffalo.

936
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,442
- Dude?
- What?

937
01:03:43,402 --> 01:03:44,653
I got an idea.

938
01:03:45,696 --> 01:03:46,822
What?

939
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:51,868
I know one real gentleman
I'm sure we can trust.

940
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:54,704
We? Now we're all partners.

941
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,998
You know judge Blake?

942
01:03:58,793 --> 01:04:02,254
Judge Henry g. Blake. That's our man.

943
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:04,881
Since when did you trust a judge?

944
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:08,093
For a proposition like this,
we need a guy with class...

945
01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:12,013
With dignity, a gentleman
of the old school.

946
01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:14,891
And a thief!

947
01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,688
Judge Blake, the guy that told you
you could shoot pool...

948
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:21,690
Was yankin' your ankle.

949
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:23,733
Sucker's ready to bite.

950
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:28,029
Up in Providence, where I'm out of,
an amateur like you would lose his pants.

951
01:04:28,072 --> 01:04:31,366
An excellent argument
for never visiting Providence.

952
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,872
I hate to do this to you,
but I got a reputation to keep up.

953
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,666
- And that does it.
- Astonishing!

954
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:43,837
Willie hoppe couldn't do better.
You pool-hall poltroons.

955
01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:47,841
Once again, you have lured me
into a game with a master...

956
01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:49,843
Solely for your own amusement.

957
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,387
You're just gettin' warmed up.
Another game?

958
01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:55,307
I came here to slay a somber afternoon...

959
01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:59,853
Not to be made sport of
by pecksniffian oafs!

960
01:05:00,062 --> 01:05:02,898
Go on. It's only a nickel a ball.

961
01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:05,817
What do you say
we double the bet one time?

962
01:05:05,943 --> 01:05:07,569
10 cents a ball?

963
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,238
- That's a veritable fortune.
- Afraid?

964
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:13,408
Afraid? I'll make it 50 cents a ball.

965
01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:16,328
Okay, you got yourself a deal.

966
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,288
Attendant, rack them up!

967
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:24,878
Hey, judge.

968
01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:29,925
If you'll excuse me,
sir, while you break...

969
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:32,928
I'll have a word with an associate justice.

970
01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:36,514
Greetings, my intellectual giant.

971
01:05:36,807 --> 01:05:39,517
What brings you down to kew in lilac time?

972
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,937
Dave the dude wants to see you.

973
01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:45,607
Your master's timing is most regrettable,
my dear junior.

974
01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:48,652
I have a plump pigeon in my sights.

975
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:54,074
Within the hour, Providence is going
to provide next month's room rent.

976
01:05:54,575 --> 01:05:56,785
Come on, your honor, it's your shot.

977
01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:59,537
By your leave, sir, my pigeon is cooing.

978
01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,123
A little shaky?

979
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:05,585
My boy, the impatient blade
is about to descend...

980
01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:08,880
On your red hick's neck!

981
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:23,603
That was the bedroom.

982
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:27,649
Over here, that's the billiard room.
Down here's the guest room.

983
01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:31,444
- Pretty classy layout, huh?
- Lovely.

984
01:06:32,029 --> 01:06:35,740
The beauty of the Taj Mahal,
the serenity of Melrose abbey.

985
01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:38,868
Sir, "if thou would'st view
fair Melrose aright"

986
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,413
"go visit it by the pale moonlight

987
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:44,207
"for the gay beams of lightsome day

988
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,127
"gild, but to flout, the ruins gray"

989
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:49,671
to Scott!

990
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,257
He'll do.

991
01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:58,930
Do you think you could force yourself
to shack up here for a week?

992
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,141
- Is he for real?
- He comes with the Coop.

993
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:05,311
If this is a deal, you get yourself
a new set of rags and $100.

994
01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:08,189
What do you expect from me
for all this opulence?

995
01:07:08,232 --> 01:07:10,525
Confidentially, I'm a
poor hand at violence.

996
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:13,945
You're in luck for this gag.
All you gotta do is be a husband.

997
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,196
- A husband?
- Right.

998
01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:17,991
Impossible. I'm thrice a widower now...

999
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,202
Thanks to my fleetness of foot
and the grace of distance.

1000
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:25,123
You don't have to marry the dame,
just be a husband for one week.

1001
01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:27,042
Queenie, come here a minute.

1002
01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:30,628
You've heard of queenie Martin,
haven't you?

1003
01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:32,964
"My cup runneth over."

1004
01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:36,217
Queenie, meet the judge.

1005
01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:39,387
I told you I'd find you a good husband.

1006
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:43,224
This is a great honor, a rare experience...

1007
01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,894
And a pulsating pleasure.

1008
01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:47,896
Your honor.

1009
01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:51,608
With a new suit of clothes,
he'll just make it fine.

1010
01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,568
Thank you, madam, I'll do my best.

1011
01:07:53,611 --> 01:07:57,822
But at my age,
the libido is most unpredictable.

1012
01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,991
Don't worry about that.

1013
01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:02,243
What did you say?

1014
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:05,872
Your humble servant, madam,
and your eager spouse.

1015
01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:10,835
- That's the best offer I've had all day.
- No wonder he's droolin'.

1016
01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:15,715
Listen, you fricasseed Casanova, not her.
You're gonna marry apple Annie.

1017
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,802
Apple Annie?

1018
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:22,764
Even as a jest, that's an insult.

1019
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:24,599
Junior.

1020
01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:31,231
Apple Annie. Preposterous!

1021
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,942
A creature of the pavements.

1022
01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,778
A frowsy hag with the breath of a dragon.

1023
01:08:37,696 --> 01:08:41,241
Sir, despite my larcenous impulses...

1024
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:43,118
I am a gentleman.

1025
01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,411
Good afternoon.

1026
01:08:45,746 --> 01:08:47,622
Good afternoon, Annie.

1027
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,293
Annie?

1028
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,295
That's Annie.

1029
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,134
Apple Annie?

1030
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:04,055
The judge was just sayin' how pleased
he is to be your ever-lovin' husband.

1031
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,765
Thank you, judge.

1032
01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:09,519
I'm deeply grateful.

1033
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:17,110
The pleasure, I assure you...

1034
01:09:17,611 --> 01:09:20,155
Dear, kind and charming lady...

1035
01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:22,740
Is entirely mine.

1036
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:31,416
You're all set now.

1037
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,002
You've got a husband,
now you'll go to the boat.

1038
01:09:34,044 --> 01:09:36,546
God bless you, dude.

1039
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,006
Okay.

1040
01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:40,925
Joy boy, let's go.

1041
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,596
You don't want to kill a couple of hours
and take some family pictures?

1042
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,100
Sir?

1043
01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,688
- What?
- Pardon me.

1044
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:57,942
I will see that everything is done, sir,
notwithstanding my cardiac.

1045
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,111
- What?
- You can trust me, sir.

1046
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,864
I've had commando training,
the boer war, you know.

1047
01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:06,451
I shall need a score of your henchmen,
very rugged ones.

1048
01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:08,870
I shall form a hollow square to hold them.

1049
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:11,456
- What are you talkin' about?
- The ship's reporters.

1050
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,583
They interview the arriving celebrities.

1051
01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:16,878
They will want to know from the count
why he came to America.

1052
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:19,756
Holy Toledo. I forgot about the reporters.

1053
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:22,050
- Why didn't you think of that?
- Me?

1054
01:10:22,134 --> 01:10:25,136
Yes, you. Come on,
we've gotta round up the boys.

1055
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,263
What time does the ship get in?

1056
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,182
I hope it sinks.

1057
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,726
Take a walk.

1058
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,793
Has she seen the kid yet?

1059
01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:00,922
She's still looking.

1060
01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:12,433
- How do I look?
- Beautiful. Like a doll.

1061
01:11:14,436 --> 01:11:16,229
I can hardly believe it.

1062
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:20,608
In a few minutes,
I'll have my baby in my arms.

1063
01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:29,909
- Do you see her yet?
- No, not yet.

1064
01:11:31,912 --> 01:11:34,497
Dude, stay close to me. I'm so frightened.

1065
01:11:34,581 --> 01:11:36,499
At least the boat's on time.

1066
01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:40,044
- What about reporters?
- Don't worry.

1067
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:43,631
The dude has woven
a chain of missing links around us.

1068
01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,148
Look, there's Dave the dude.

1069
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,401
Yeah, with his whole mob.

1070
01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:08,990
Let's stick around.

1071
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:12,660
I've been waiting 10 years
to pin something on that dude.

1072
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:31,637
There she is! Louise!

1073
01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:35,391
Louise! Darling.

1074
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:02,752
She saw me.

1075
01:13:03,003 --> 01:13:04,587
She recognized me.

1076
01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:22,897
My baby.

1077
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,151
My Louise.

1078
01:13:30,614 --> 01:13:33,449
I can't believe it, after all these years.

1079
01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:36,369
You're a grown woman.

1080
01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:39,288
And so beautiful.

1081
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:44,252
Mother, you are, too.
I'd have known you anywhere.

1082
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,295
What are they doin' now?

1083
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,424
Huggin' and kissin'.

1084
01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:51,259
Is she happy?

1085
01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:57,348
She's cryin'.

1086
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:03,312
I want you to meet count Alfonso romero...

1087
01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:06,065
And his son, Carlos romero. My mother.

1088
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,777
- How do you do?
- Madam.

1089
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:13,030
How do you do?

1090
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:18,161
Darling, this is your stepfather,
judge manville.

1091
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:22,373
Mother's written me
so much about you, pa.

1092
01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:29,881
I want you to meet count romero
and his son, Carlos.

1093
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,466
How do you do?

1094
01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,260
Welcome to the United States of America,
my dear count.

1095
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:37,805
We've looked forward to your visit
with considerable relish.

1096
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,600
This is a glorious moment for everybody.

1097
01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:43,978
How stupid of me.

1098
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:46,939
- Louise, this is your...
- Aunt Betty.

1099
01:14:47,232 --> 01:14:49,317
- Aunt Betty.
- And Uncle David.

1100
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:52,236
I never knew I had an aunt and Uncle.

1101
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,697
Yes, David is your father's brother.

1102
01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,325
I'm so pleased.

1103
01:14:57,367 --> 01:14:59,911
Mother never wrote a word about you.

1104
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:03,956
That's because he's always been
the black sheep of the family.

1105
01:15:07,127 --> 01:15:10,838
May I present count romero
and Carlos romero?

1106
01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:14,342
This is my aunt Betty and my Uncle David.

1107
01:15:14,384 --> 01:15:16,177
- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.

1108
01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:18,429
Please excuse me for a minute.

1109
01:15:18,555 --> 01:15:19,597
Sí.

1110
01:15:20,724 --> 01:15:22,767
I'm the ship news reporter.

1111
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:25,228
You out looking for somebody? What is it?

1112
01:15:25,312 --> 01:15:27,855
- Are you talking to me?
- No, to your aunt tillie.

1113
01:15:27,898 --> 01:15:30,191
They just made me the ship news reporter.

1114
01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:31,359
No kiddin'?

1115
01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:35,071
- I've gotta check the passengers.
- There's no passengers on that boat.

1116
01:15:35,155 --> 01:15:37,782
- What do you call those people?
- Spanish sailors.

1117
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,201
All Spanish sailors dress like that.

1118
01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:42,537
- What kind of a gag is this?
- This is no gag.

1119
01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:45,248
- You've gotta go to pier 4.
- Didn't you hear?

1120
01:15:45,332 --> 01:15:48,876
- The Jersey ferry hit an iceberg.
- Then it got shot at by submarines.

1121
01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:51,045
- One of ours.
- It's a real catastrophe.

1122
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,380
Terrible.

1123
01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:54,465
What are you doing over here?

1124
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,759
Take this gentleman to pier 4 in the Bronx.

1125
01:15:56,843 --> 01:15:59,804
- Pier 4 ain't in the Bronx.
- It is. It moved!

1126
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:05,059
- How many is that?
- That's five and we're running outta cars.

1127
01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:08,062
You will wait here
while I get count romero.

1128
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:11,732
Come with me.

1129
01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:13,568
Take a walk.

1130
01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:19,115
I want you to take very good
pictures of the count...

1131
01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:21,534
- Can I help you?
- I doubt it, sir.

1132
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:25,037
- I am the Spanish consul and I...
- I was just looking for you.

1133
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,081
- You were?
- Yes. Immigration.

1134
01:16:27,165 --> 01:16:31,043
We're holding the count on board because
of a rare Spanish disease he has.

1135
01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:32,753
- Rare disease?
- Afraid so.

1136
01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:35,339
But there is no such thing
as Spanish disease.

1137
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,508
- Lieutenant!
- Yes, sergeant.

1138
01:16:37,801 --> 01:16:39,677
It's worse than they expected.

1139
01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:42,471
They'll have to take him away
in a straitjacket.

1140
01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:46,267
That's ridiculous. I'm sure the consul
can straighten things out.

1141
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:48,436
Take the consul to the count's cabin.

1142
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,772
- Aye-aye. Your honor, this way.
- Don't get too close to the count.

1143
01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:56,485
This is fantastic.
I'll take this to the secretary of state.

1144
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:59,447
- I never heard of such a thing.
- You should.

1145
01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:05,578
Looks like the dude's
got a new swindle going.

1146
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:10,082
The dude's too smart to pull anything
in the open. Let's go.

1147
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:13,628
Wait a minute.
Let's have a little chat with him anyway.

1148
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,131
Gangway.

1149
01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:22,136
Mr. dude, a couple of coppers comin'
to put the arm on ya.

1150
01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:27,099
Holy cow.

1151
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,644
Junior, start a brannigan.

1152
01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,062
- Sock the weasel.
- Sure.

1153
01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:34,815
- Sock the weasel? He's my brother!
- Don't argue. Sock the weasel.

1154
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,400
- Hey, weasel?
- Yes.

1155
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,569
- How's ma?
- Ma's okay. She's all right.

1156
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,737
Good.

1157
01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:46,661
Ma told you not to hit me no more!

1158
01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,707
Fight!

1159
01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,759
Amscray. A couple of ullbays.

1160
01:18:01,843 --> 01:18:04,512
Folks, I think we'd best be on our way.

1161
01:18:09,601 --> 01:18:10,976
Hi, fellas!

1162
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:15,773
Boy, have I seen New York
in the past four days.

1163
01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:20,611
Boss, queenie said for you
to eat these sandwiches.

1164
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:24,490
- How's tricks with the social mob?
- It's goin' so great, I'm scared.

1165
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:27,076
First thing, breakfast on gold plates.

1166
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:30,621
Then queenie herds us into the car
and we go sightseein' all over.

1167
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:33,082
Did you know New York was an island?

1168
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:40,089
- What do ya want?
- Ya got pastrami in there?

1169
01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:41,716
Ma thought I was nuts!

1170
01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:46,721
Joy boy, we passed by a zoo,
and what do you think I saw? A cow!

1171
01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,223
Here's your yogurt.

1172
01:18:49,599 --> 01:18:51,809
Who do you think
is buried in grant's tomb?

1173
01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:54,520
Will you leave me alone with the tomb?

1174
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,898
You're sure the count
ain't talked to nobody?

1175
01:18:57,941 --> 01:19:00,901
Count romero?
He don't get a chance to talk to himself.

1176
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,904
When the judge runs outta gas
about cowboys and Indians...

1177
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,990
Queenie sings them the latest songs.

1178
01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:09,577
- Enough already, please don't.
- You ain't heard nothin' yet.

1179
01:19:09,619 --> 01:19:12,413
You should see the way
Annie looks at her daughter.

1180
01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:14,373
Like she was a banana split.

1181
01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:18,586
Those two kids better get married,
or else they're gonna up and bust.

1182
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:21,130
See? I told you guys.

1183
01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:23,966
Helpin' that old doll...

1184
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,051
It kinda gets me...

1185
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,970
Right here.

1186
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,055
You know what I mean?

1187
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:34,226
You know, it gets me, too. Only higher.

1188
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:38,272
I hate to tell you where it gets me.

1189
01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:41,192
And I'm gonna tell you.

1190
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:45,780
You're playin' with your darts,
and you're happy with the bananas...

1191
01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:47,698
But me, I'm scared.

1192
01:19:48,158 --> 01:19:50,785
Three days and nights
we're waitin' by the phone.

1193
01:19:50,827 --> 01:19:53,245
Darcey ain't spent a 5
cent nickel for a call.

1194
01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:56,332
You know what that means?
I can feel the bullets.

1195
01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:59,168
Darcey's gotta knock us off now,
or we're done.

1196
01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:01,378
All right, I don't complain.

1197
01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:04,423
No. You say no bullets, all right.

1198
01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:08,552
You say no guns, all right.
No bodyguards, all right.

1199
01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:10,971
You say don't lock the doors, all right.

1200
01:20:11,014 --> 01:20:13,974
Listen, it's crazy,
but I've been with you for 10 years.

1201
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:16,477
I'll go along for the ride. But not this.

1202
01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:19,688
I'm not gonna sit here,
sweat, feel hot lead...

1203
01:20:19,773 --> 01:20:23,150
And at the same time,
listen to that sugar-coated malarkey...

1204
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,319
About the beggar woman and her daughter!

1205
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:27,988
That's all, finished, done, goodbye!

1206
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,410
That's darcey.

1207
01:20:34,162 --> 01:20:37,498
I wish I could worry like him,
but I don't know how.

1208
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,291
Talk.

1209
01:20:39,584 --> 01:20:41,460
For cryin' out loud...

1210
01:20:42,003 --> 01:20:44,213
It's Annie's Butler...

1211
01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:46,173
The bum from the boer war.

1212
01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:47,508
Now what?

1213
01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:52,471
I'm sorry to trouble you, Mr. dude...

1214
01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,683
But the count has asked me to telephone
the Spanish consul.

1215
01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:57,935
What does he want to talk to him for?

1216
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,353
I don't know why.

1217
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:02,690
But I did hear him say that
he was tired of sightseeing...

1218
01:21:02,732 --> 01:21:04,608
And wanted to meet some people.

1219
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,360
Joy boy, how's your Spanish?

1220
01:21:06,444 --> 01:21:08,988
As good as my French, and they both stink.

1221
01:21:10,073 --> 01:21:12,867
Junior, did you learn anything
from Spanish Lena?

1222
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,536
Spanish Lena was a Hungarian.

1223
01:21:16,496 --> 01:21:19,331
Don't nobody know nothin'?
Where's queenie?

1224
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:22,668
Put the sucker on. I'll fade him myself.

1225
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,045
It's open.

1226
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,634
You're darcey's boys.

1227
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:33,053
Mr. darcey don't never send boys.

1228
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:35,556
Mr. darcey wants to see you.

1229
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,808
We were waitin' for his call.

1230
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:40,060
Why don't you make yourself at home?

1231
01:21:40,103 --> 01:21:41,729
And you were worried.

1232
01:21:41,938 --> 01:21:42,938
Hello?

1233
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:52,114
Very sorry. Nobody home.

1234
01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:53,866
They all go far away!

1235
01:21:53,950 --> 01:21:56,285
They all go California!

1236
01:21:56,536 --> 01:22:00,664
Lots of sunshine in California. Yes.
This Japanese houseboy.

1237
01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:03,083
So sorry, very sorry.

1238
01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:05,419
They're not home. Nobody home.

1239
01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:09,256
Very sorry. No, I'm very sorry.
They're not home. Nobody home.

1240
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,550
Just me. Yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.

1241
01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:17,973
That's very good, Mr. moto.
Let's go do some business.

1242
01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:19,600
I'll be there in a minute.

1243
01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:22,436
- Where is little switz?
- We'll take you personal.

1244
01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:25,648
First, I have a little personal business
to attend to.

1245
01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:27,775
I want to stop off and buy my apple.

1246
01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:30,945
You ain't stoppin' nowhere.
Mr. darcey's through playin'. Up!

1247
01:22:30,987 --> 01:22:33,113
You, fancy pants, over there.

1248
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:36,825
You, Mr. apples, over here. Turn around!

1249
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,536
- Up!
- All right.

1250
01:22:41,873 --> 01:22:43,666
Your hand's bleedin'.

1251
01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:49,171
- This way, gentlemen.
- Tie them and lock them in the bathroom.

1252
01:22:49,255 --> 01:22:51,882
When he gets his apple,
we'll be back to pick you up.

1253
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,926
Now, get in there. Move!

1254
01:22:56,638 --> 01:23:00,766
Wait. Lock them in the closet.
They may just wax the bathroom floor!

1255
01:23:04,187 --> 01:23:07,731
- Yes, sir?
- I am señor cortega, the Spanish consul.

1256
01:23:08,149 --> 01:23:10,359
- The Spanish consul?
- Yes.

1257
01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:13,153
Is count romero to be found here?

1258
01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:15,656
I don't believe he's in just now.

1259
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:18,617
- If you care to leave your card...
- Señor cortega?

1260
01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,286
Señor conte.

1261
01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:23,914
The count romero will receive you.

1262
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:29,795
It has been very difficult for me
to locate you.

1263
01:23:30,213 --> 01:23:33,966
This is most confusing.
I just had your office on the phone.

1264
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:37,052
And your Japanese houseboy
assured me you were out of town.

1265
01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:38,470
- Japanese?
- Sí.

1266
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:41,473
What would I be doing
with a Japanese houseboy?

1267
01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:44,643
- That's what we were wondering.
- Very strange.

1268
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:48,647
May I?

1269
01:23:49,315 --> 01:23:50,649
Certainly.

1270
01:23:51,192 --> 01:23:55,529
It is my impression that there's something
rather peculiar about this Mrs. manville.

1271
01:23:55,613 --> 01:23:56,864
Peculiar?

1272
01:23:56,948 --> 01:24:01,535
Yes. I phoned several society editors,
and they know nothing about her.

1273
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,288
I would be very cautious if I were you.

1274
01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:07,374
- Cautious of what?
- I resent these shabby insinuations.

1275
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:10,377
You did not even come
to meet me at the pier.

1276
01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:13,297
But believe me, I was there.

1277
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:17,509
But an official told me that you were
having difficulty with your shots.

1278
01:24:17,552 --> 01:24:18,969
Shots? What shots?

1279
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,513
A gentleman
from the immigration service said...

1280
01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:26,143
That you could not land because you had
contracted a peculiar disease.

1281
01:24:26,686 --> 01:24:31,106
Later, the ship's captain told me
that you were a guest of Mrs. manville.

1282
01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:35,152
Señor, I had no trouble landing.
I am in perfect health.

1283
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,738
You are a most confused man.

1284
01:24:37,989 --> 01:24:42,743
When I try to reach you on the phone,
I see confusion has spread to your staff.

1285
01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:47,623
When a Japanese listens to a Spanish
and answers in a pidgin English. Caramba!

1286
01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:48,916
Señor!

1287
01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:52,419
Give the gentleman his hat.

1288
01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:59,843
Very well. But in taking my leave,
let me add only this...

1289
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,471
That in questioning a
bellboy in this hotel...

1290
01:25:02,555 --> 01:25:05,390
He assured me that this penthouse
is permanently leased...

1291
01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:08,268
By an American novelist
named Rodney Kent.

1292
01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:11,438
Is this the way our diplomats
conduct our affairs?

1293
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,608
- Questioning bellboys in hotels?
- Good day, sir.

1294
01:25:15,026 --> 01:25:18,112
This episode will raise
some eyebrows in Madrid.

1295
01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:21,323
- Rodney Kent.
- Ridiculous.

1296
01:25:21,407 --> 01:25:24,451
For years, Louise has been
in correspondence with her mother...

1297
01:25:24,494 --> 01:25:25,911
At this very hotel.

1298
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:27,454
If I may, sir?

1299
01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:29,289
- Sí.
- Thank you.

1300
01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:32,751
- Rodney Kent does live here.
- What?

1301
01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:34,795
In these books, sir.

1302
01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:36,213
See?

1303
01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:38,298
Pulitzer prize winner.

1304
01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:43,220
Judge manville writes under that name...

1305
01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,099
After the fashion of Mr. mark twain.

1306
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,810
- And o. Henry, father.
- O. Henry?

1307
01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:51,436
Sí, señor.

1308
01:25:52,689 --> 01:25:55,232
I trust this confidence will be respected.

1309
01:25:55,316 --> 01:25:57,151
- Of course.
- Thank you.

1310
01:25:57,861 --> 01:26:00,237
Tea is served, sir, on the terrace.

1311
01:26:01,489 --> 01:26:03,365
What are we gonna do after tea?

1312
01:26:03,449 --> 01:26:05,826
What does count romero
like to do most of all?

1313
01:26:05,869 --> 01:26:09,496
- He rides a bicycle a great deal.
- Six-day bicycle races.

1314
01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,166
Great. I'll call for tickets.

1315
01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:15,752
Dear count, I'm gonna have
such a surprise for you.

1316
01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:18,172
We decided what we'll do
for the rest of the day.

1317
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:20,841
The six-day bicycle races
at Madison square garden.

1318
01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:22,301
We'll not be here for...

1319
01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:25,721
Hello, everybody. Just dropped by
to say hello. Hello, Carlos.

1320
01:26:25,805 --> 01:26:30,184
And buy one of your delicious apples.

1321
01:26:30,643 --> 01:26:31,768
Here we are.

1322
01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:35,355
You see, count, it's sort of a family joke.
You know how it is.

1323
01:26:35,398 --> 01:26:38,400
I always feel that these apples
bring me luck.

1324
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,903
What a charming idea.

1325
01:26:40,987 --> 01:26:43,363
I have same feeling about onions.

1326
01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,200
What is it, hutchings?

1327
01:26:46,242 --> 01:26:49,578
Your honor, a journalist to see you, sir.
Second call.

1328
01:26:49,662 --> 01:26:51,580
That's who that guy is, a reporter.

1329
01:26:51,664 --> 01:26:55,167
What provoked the curiosity
in this wretched scribe?

1330
01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:58,921
- He requests a biography of Mrs. manville.
- Absurd!

1331
01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:02,174
Brother David,
perhaps you can handle this inquisitor.

1332
01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:05,719
Don't worry about a thing, judge.
Everything's taken care of.

1333
01:27:12,602 --> 01:27:16,021
- What's the pitch, brisbane?
- From the society desk at the star.

1334
01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:18,815
I want to do a feature on
Mrs. e. Worthington manville.

1335
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,318
I checked the social register.
She's not listed.

1336
01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:23,487
- Not in the register?
- Or the phone book.

1337
01:27:23,571 --> 01:27:26,448
- I even checked the yellow pages.
- You look under "m"?

1338
01:27:26,532 --> 01:27:30,285
Look, I'm tired. The Spanish consul
called my editor and...

1339
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:34,039
- Say, aren't you Dave the dude?
- What's he talkin' about?

1340
01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:37,000
Sure. I've seen you around
queenie Martin's club.

1341
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:40,379
You know, buddy, you're wastin'
your time with society news.

1342
01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:44,258
You could be a great big reporter
and we could give you a great big story.

1343
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:46,093
We'll give you a big story.

1344
01:27:46,135 --> 01:27:49,179
But we better go someplace
we won't be disturbed, right?

1345
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:50,847
We can't be disturbed.

1346
01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:53,267
Will you step this way?

1347
01:27:53,977 --> 01:27:55,519
Right this way.

1348
01:28:01,025 --> 01:28:02,818
No more sightseeing.

1349
01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:04,695
No more buildings.

1350
01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:07,823
Mrs. manville, I have come to know...

1351
01:28:08,574 --> 01:28:12,286
Your daughter that well,
that I love her like father.

1352
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:15,289
Thanks.

1353
01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:16,790
Thank you.

1354
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:20,669
So, I wish to announce
I will be greatly honored...

1355
01:28:21,087 --> 01:28:25,132
If your daughter will accept
the proposal of my son in marriage.

1356
01:28:26,509 --> 01:28:28,552
Congratulations, Carlos!

1357
01:28:28,636 --> 01:28:30,721
This is a great, historic moment.

1358
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:34,057
The union of our two families,
the montagues and the capulets.

1359
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:37,894
My dear count,
this calls for a real celebration.

1360
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:40,314
That is exactly what I was coming to.

1361
01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:42,607
It would give me the greatest pleasure...

1362
01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:46,653
To announce the engagement,
officially, at a reception...

1363
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:49,531
For a few of your intimate friends.

1364
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,493
Reception?

1365
01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:55,787
With people?

1366
01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:58,498
- Sí.
- Father.

1367
01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:03,170
Relax and enjoy yourself, newsboy.
You're livin' at the marberry.

1368
01:29:03,212 --> 01:29:05,130
It was nice meetin' you.

1369
01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:08,342
Watch your diction.

1370
01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:12,804
The reporter is all taken care of.

1371
01:29:12,847 --> 01:29:16,516
Uncle David, congratulate us.
Carlos and I are engaged.

1372
01:29:17,268 --> 01:29:20,479
Well, you're a lucky man, Carlos.
Congratulations.

1373
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,064
Brother David.

1374
01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:25,525
I told the good count we'd make
the announcement at the reception.

1375
01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:27,944
Fine! I'll see you folks around.

1376
01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:33,658
Reception?

1377
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,619
What reception?

1378
01:29:36,245 --> 01:29:39,164
The count wants to meet
some of our friends.

1379
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:44,044
A modest affair, nothing elaborate.

1380
01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:47,214
Just the intimate friends
of the parents of the bride.

1381
01:29:47,256 --> 01:29:50,592
About 100 people did you say, judge?

1382
01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:54,054
100 friends?

1383
01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:57,224
You're the only one who can handle it.

1384
01:29:57,600 --> 01:30:01,937
- I must tell aunt Betty at once.
- Aunt Betty will be the first to know.

1385
01:30:03,022 --> 01:30:05,565
Brother Henry,
would you come along with me?

1386
01:30:05,608 --> 01:30:07,901
I think we have to make out the list.

1387
01:30:12,281 --> 01:30:16,660
Mrs. manville, I hope there's
enough time for the preparations.

1388
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:21,790
Why, you two-bit pool hustler. Sit down!

1389
01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:24,751
I told you not to get used
to this kind of high living.

1390
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,545
Mercy! It was the count's idea.

1391
01:30:26,587 --> 01:30:29,172
- I ought to belt him.
- Now, godfather!

1392
01:30:29,257 --> 01:30:31,550
Do you know
what this windbag's got us into?

1393
01:30:31,592 --> 01:30:33,885
A reception for 100 people!

1394
01:30:38,933 --> 01:30:43,061
- Where do you think you're goin'?
- I'm fleeing from armageddon, sir.

1395
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:47,274
With my cardiac condition,
I just cannot take unhappy endings.

1396
01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,306
So I'm off to join
Mr. Kent in havana, sir.

1397
01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:51,194
With two broken legs?

1398
01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,697
My legs, sir? They're quite...

1399
01:30:56,826 --> 01:30:59,119
Very cleverly put, sir. Yes.

1400
01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:01,538
Thank you, sir. Not at all.

1401
01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:12,424
You!

1402
01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:18,138
You'll break the poor lady's heart.

1403
01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:21,933
Tell me, please. Why didn't you stop this
before it got started?

1404
01:31:22,226 --> 01:31:23,310
There you are.

1405
01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:24,895
So we gotta throw a party.

1406
01:31:24,979 --> 01:31:28,023
What's so difficult about
herding up a bunch of freeloaders?

1407
01:31:28,107 --> 01:31:29,441
Society freeloaders.

1408
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:31,902
The count expects 100 of the 400.

1409
01:31:31,986 --> 01:31:34,529
The only people Annie knows
come from sewers.

1410
01:31:34,614 --> 01:31:37,657
Which reminds me,
you got a pair of sewer rats in the closet.

1411
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:40,160
Holy mackerel.
Darcey's mugs. I forgot about them.

1412
01:31:40,244 --> 01:31:42,621
The weasel took over Annie's place,
so I'm here.

1413
01:31:42,663 --> 01:31:45,999
Will somebody please
tell me how I got into this pot?

1414
01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:47,844
I didn't wanna be dealt
in in the first place.

1415
01:31:47,857 --> 01:31:49,628
You suckered me into this.

1416
01:31:49,670 --> 01:31:53,590
As long as I was mindin' my own business
in my own racket, everything was fine.

1417
01:31:53,674 --> 01:31:56,009
Never in a jam.
But then I had to help somebody.

1418
01:31:56,093 --> 01:31:59,679
Had to be the big man.
And will you look at me now?

1419
01:32:00,139 --> 01:32:02,307
I got listenin' to this old dame's life.

1420
01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:06,520
I got a couple of hatchet men
stashed away in that closet in there.

1421
01:32:06,604 --> 01:32:08,605
I got a reporter up in the penthouse.

1422
01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:11,983
- You got three reporters in the penthouse.
- Three?

1423
01:32:12,276 --> 01:32:15,237
After you left, two more showed up,
so we bagged them.

1424
01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:18,532
That's kidnapping.
You know what the papers'll do to us?

1425
01:32:19,158 --> 01:32:22,452
Does it still kinda get you
a little bit right here?

1426
01:32:23,663 --> 01:32:27,332
- The Butler says there's enough food.
- That's it. That's enough.

1427
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:30,794
You, junior, go get those
darcey orangutans in here, now.

1428
01:32:31,045 --> 01:32:33,421
I like that Butler. Calls me sir.
Bows to me.

1429
01:32:33,506 --> 01:32:35,632
Makes you feel like a broad.

1430
01:32:38,302 --> 01:32:41,805
You go take care of those reporters
till I get back and square the beef.

1431
01:32:41,889 --> 01:32:46,017
And you go tell your friend Annie
to take her business around the corner...

1432
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:48,520
Because I am through, I am finished.

1433
01:32:49,105 --> 01:32:52,649
Oh, boy. And just when you were
starting to act like a human.

1434
01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:56,152
You got 30 seconds till I pick you up
and throw you out.

1435
01:32:56,362 --> 01:32:59,614
You know, some people toss
charity balls for homeless cats.

1436
01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:02,325
They even build zoos
so wild animals live good.

1437
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,619
- You get arrested if you whip a horse.
- Ten.

1438
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:07,038
Good people help. What are we?

1439
01:33:07,248 --> 01:33:10,250
Did we ever build a bridge or plant a seed?

1440
01:33:10,334 --> 01:33:11,293
Twenty.

1441
01:33:11,377 --> 01:33:12,502
We're nothing.

1442
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,422
We're all a bunch of grabbers,
lookin' for the best of it.

1443
01:33:15,464 --> 01:33:18,133
Once, couldn't we help somebody
just to help somebody?

1444
01:33:18,217 --> 01:33:21,344
That's it! You're through!
We're gonna help somebody.

1445
01:33:21,470 --> 01:33:24,639
We are going to help me.
That's who we're gonna help.

1446
01:33:24,765 --> 01:33:27,684
I'm gonna make any deal
that darcey wants, any kind.

1447
01:33:27,768 --> 01:33:30,270
- Unless we've blown the deal already.
- Hallelujah!

1448
01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:33,773
I'm gonna drink to you.
That's my first in five years.

1449
01:33:35,359 --> 01:33:39,112
Do I infer you're stranding poor Annie
on the rocky beach of despair?

1450
01:33:39,238 --> 01:33:42,616
I've had just about enough of your hot air.
You, out!

1451
01:33:43,117 --> 01:33:46,244
And you, out! Both of you, out! That's it.

1452
01:33:46,370 --> 01:33:48,455
Out! School's out! Everybody out!

1453
01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:52,000
Uncle David, I hope we're not
interrupting anything.

1454
01:33:52,084 --> 01:33:53,126
Louise.

1455
01:33:53,210 --> 01:33:54,794
- Aunt Betty.
- Darling.

1456
01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:57,297
Uncle David was just
telling me the good news.

1457
01:33:57,381 --> 01:33:59,924
My heartiest congratulations, Carlos.

1458
01:33:59,967 --> 01:34:03,136
- Thank you. I hope we're not intruding.
- Not at all!

1459
01:34:03,429 --> 01:34:05,639
You're a breath of eternal spring, my boy.

1460
01:34:05,723 --> 01:34:07,307
We were just taking a walk...

1461
01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:10,518
And Carlos had the most
wonderful, sweetest idea.

1462
01:34:11,103 --> 01:34:12,479
What is it?

1463
01:34:12,688 --> 01:34:16,316
- No. This is not the time or the place.
- Of course it is.

1464
01:34:16,567 --> 01:34:19,319
He thinks the world of you, Uncle David.

1465
01:34:19,445 --> 01:34:21,488
- Louise.
- What is it?

1466
01:34:22,782 --> 01:34:26,993
- Well, sir, I, that is, Louise and I...
- Yes.

1467
01:34:27,328 --> 01:34:30,580
We would be most pleased if,
when the time comes...

1468
01:34:31,207 --> 01:34:35,210
You will consent to be
godfather to our first child.

1469
01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,642
He'd be delighted!

1470
01:34:50,851 --> 01:34:54,062
Uncle David's already
an experienced godfather.

1471
01:34:54,146 --> 01:34:56,481
Uncle David, I love you so much.

1472
01:34:56,899 --> 01:34:59,401
Thank you, señor. I'm very honored.

1473
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:01,528
My family's very honored.

1474
01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:04,364
If it's a boy, we'll name him after you.

1475
01:35:04,865 --> 01:35:07,575
We cannot take up any more of their time.
Thank you.

1476
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:11,329
I'm sure you have a lot to do, arranging
the reception on such short notice.

1477
01:35:11,372 --> 01:35:12,956
- Bye-bye.
- Goodbye.

1478
01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:16,876
About 100 people, you said?

1479
01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:20,588
Not just people,
but citizens of style and grace.

1480
01:35:20,673 --> 01:35:24,217
And this above all: Daisies who won't tell.

1481
01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:25,927
Dude's gang!

1482
01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:30,974
There's a bunch of daisies
that wouldn't dare squeal.

1483
01:35:31,058 --> 01:35:32,839
In the right clothes,
they'd pass for kings.

1484
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:34,644
They would?

1485
01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:38,314
Look at Annie. The count fell for her,
and you and me, too.

1486
01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:41,735
And Carlos thinks the dude
is a young Abe Lincoln.

1487
01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:50,702
The count even swallowed joy boy, and I
can do better than that in a pet shop.

1488
01:35:52,413 --> 01:35:55,665
If you weren't a broad,
I'd kick you right in the stomach.

1489
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,209
And my old chorus girls!

1490
01:35:58,252 --> 01:36:02,297
They'd make the most glamorous
society queens this town's ever seen!

1491
01:36:02,381 --> 01:36:05,675
Indeed, why not? The world goes
round in make-believe!

1492
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,218
Take Louie the lug:

1493
01:36:07,261 --> 01:36:10,180
A carnation in his buttonhole,
he looks like grover whalen.

1494
01:36:10,264 --> 01:36:13,266
And the weasel, wouldn't he make
a great secretary of war?

1495
01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:17,395
The weasel, secretary of war? No.
He don't rate no more than an alderman.

1496
01:36:17,938 --> 01:36:19,022
Dude!

1497
01:36:19,106 --> 01:36:22,859
The weasel'd make as good a
secretary of war as anyone you can name.

1498
01:36:22,943 --> 01:36:25,069
No. I think he'd rate an alderman.

1499
01:36:25,154 --> 01:36:27,864
That's craziness.
You're getting hooked again.

1500
01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:31,159
You know what you almost had me do?
You almost had me walkin' out...

1501
01:36:31,243 --> 01:36:34,704
On poor little old apple Annie.
All right, call your broads.

1502
01:36:34,789 --> 01:36:39,334
Judge, call boyle's poolroom. I know you
have that number. I'll call the...

1503
01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:43,004
Round everybody up!

1504
01:36:44,381 --> 01:36:48,009
They was knotted real tight!
Good thing I was a boy scout!

1505
01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:50,303
Mr. darcey ain't gonna like this.

1506
01:36:50,387 --> 01:36:52,972
You tell Mr. darcey he's got a deal,
but on my terms.

1507
01:36:53,057 --> 01:36:55,266
He delivers me $100,000 cash.

1508
01:36:55,559 --> 01:36:59,729
And no more of you popgun monkeys,
or I ain't gonna like it. Hit the sidewalk!

1509
01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:02,690
Would you kindly connect me
with Harry the horse?

1510
01:37:03,192 --> 01:37:05,819
Honey, forget the house party.
I need you now.

1511
01:37:06,028 --> 01:37:09,906
Cheesecake, roust out the boys
and take 'em to a turkish bath, will ya?

1512
01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,742
What do you think for? A bath, you jerk.

1513
01:37:13,327 --> 01:37:16,329
Joy boy, get a hold of what's his name,
rosy, the suit man.

1514
01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:20,250
That's a good idea. I'll have him
measure you all for straitjackets!

1515
01:37:28,175 --> 01:37:31,219
I gave my love a cherry

1516
01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:35,682
without no stone

1517
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:40,353
I gave my love a chicken

1518
01:37:40,771 --> 01:37:44,440
without no bone

1519
01:37:46,527 --> 01:37:54,534
I gave my love a
ring that had no end

1520
01:37:55,911 --> 01:38:00,456
I gave my love a baby

1521
01:38:01,458 --> 01:38:05,503
with no cryin'

1522
01:38:07,715 --> 01:38:12,010
I threw Carlos a flower

1523
01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:16,681
and blushed a smile

1524
01:38:17,057 --> 01:38:21,644
my love threw me the autumn moon

1525
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:26,482
and laughed a mile

1526
01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:32,488
I gave my love a heart of love

1527
01:38:32,698 --> 01:38:36,993
wrapped up in pink and blue

1528
01:38:38,245 --> 01:38:42,916
I'll give my love a baby

1529
01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:49,255
who'll look like you

1530
01:38:51,425 --> 01:38:53,217
keep singing, please.

1531
01:38:53,385 --> 01:38:55,428
No, Carlos, it's your turn.

1532
01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:56,554
I'm busy.

1533
01:38:56,639 --> 01:38:58,765
Please, the wedding poem. You promised.

1534
01:38:58,807 --> 01:39:01,809
- Keep still. I'm not finished.
- You'll have to at the wedding.

1535
01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:05,271
Your father told me that every romero
for 1,000 years has had to do it.

1536
01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:09,150
- All because some silly ancestor wrote it.
- I love it. Please?

1537
01:39:09,610 --> 01:39:11,986
You interrupt people
at the oddest moments.

1538
01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:13,279
Please?

1539
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:17,325
I hope nobody is listening.

1540
01:39:21,246 --> 01:39:23,122
"For her

1541
01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:27,210
"for whom I would walk through fire

1542
01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:30,380
"the great cathedral's heavenly choir

1543
01:39:30,631 --> 01:39:34,258
"sings God's angelic music

1544
01:39:35,970 --> 01:39:39,222
"be still, my racing heart

1545
01:39:39,306 --> 01:39:41,641
"she is floating toward me

1546
01:39:41,725 --> 01:39:43,935
"as a winged melody

1547
01:39:44,603 --> 01:39:47,188
"I burst with a Spanish pride

1548
01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:50,733
"a thousand eyes, all moist and dewy

1549
01:39:51,276 --> 01:39:53,528
"share the lovely vision

1550
01:39:55,072 --> 01:39:56,364
"behold!

1551
01:39:57,491 --> 01:39:58,825
"My bride!"

1552
01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:20,179
- Mother.
- Mrs. manville.

1553
01:40:21,849 --> 01:40:25,143
- I was lonely for you.
- It is my fault, please.

1554
01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:29,313
I have a lifetime with Louise,
and you, only two days.

1555
01:40:29,898 --> 01:40:32,066
I will see you later, mother.

1556
01:40:34,069 --> 01:40:36,654
You do not mind my calling you mother?

1557
01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:38,239
I'd like that...

1558
01:40:38,699 --> 01:40:39,782
Son.

1559
01:40:41,035 --> 01:40:42,368
Thank you...

1560
01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:44,662
Mother.

1561
01:40:50,335 --> 01:40:52,545
You do love him, don't you?

1562
01:40:53,422 --> 01:40:55,548
So much it must show, mama.

1563
01:40:57,009 --> 01:40:59,552
Today, when we were
walking along Broadway...

1564
01:40:59,595 --> 01:41:03,514
A little old flower peddler,
a deaf-and-dumb lady, gave me this.

1565
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:07,393
She insisted I take it
and refused to accept a penny for it.

1566
01:41:09,313 --> 01:41:11,606
Mama, life is wonderful, isn't it?

1567
01:41:11,690 --> 01:41:13,149
Yes, baby.

1568
01:41:21,283 --> 01:41:24,202
You don't think anything
can happen, do you?

1569
01:41:25,871 --> 01:41:26,913
Happen?

1570
01:41:27,414 --> 01:41:29,332
I'm foolish, I suppose.

1571
01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:32,627
Maybe it's because I'm wishing so hard.

1572
01:41:32,711 --> 01:41:36,089
Mama, have you ever wished
for something so hard that...

1573
01:41:36,131 --> 01:41:38,424
Nothing's going to happen.

1574
01:41:39,968 --> 01:41:41,219
Nothing.

1575
01:41:52,856 --> 01:41:56,275
- Capt. Moore to see you, inspector.
- Send him right in!

1576
01:41:57,444 --> 01:42:01,239
- Anything on the missing reporters?
- Nothing, inspector. Not a thing.

1577
01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:05,451
The newspapers are crucifying us.
You hear winchell last night?

1578
01:42:05,786 --> 01:42:08,454
- Yeah?
- The commissioner's on the phone.

1579
01:42:08,580 --> 01:42:11,165
There he is again. Fourth time today.

1580
01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:13,292
Hello, commissioner.

1581
01:42:13,377 --> 01:42:16,629
No, but I've got capt. Moore
in my office right now.

1582
01:42:16,713 --> 01:42:18,172
No, not a thing yet.

1583
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:19,924
What do you mean?

1584
01:42:19,967 --> 01:42:23,136
I'm not gonna be made
the goat for the whole department!

1585
01:42:24,304 --> 01:42:26,514
- What is it?
- The mayor's on the phone.

1586
01:42:26,598 --> 01:42:30,017
- Didn't you tell him I was out?
- He didn't believe it.

1587
01:42:31,061 --> 01:42:32,687
Hold on a minute.

1588
01:42:33,897 --> 01:42:35,648
Hello? Yeah, chief.

1589
01:42:36,066 --> 01:42:38,818
No, I was just talking to mccrary.
Not a thing yet.

1590
01:42:38,902 --> 01:42:41,946
"Not a thing"? I've had
a super-sufficiency of "not a thing."

1591
01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:44,073
I want some action quickly.

1592
01:42:44,158 --> 01:42:46,325
Every editor in town is in my office.

1593
01:42:46,410 --> 01:42:49,537
You're going to get
a front-page editorial in my paper...

1594
01:42:49,621 --> 01:42:51,414
Every day till something's done.

1595
01:42:51,498 --> 01:42:55,626
It is a very embarrassing situation
when a reporter is not safe on our streets.

1596
01:42:55,669 --> 01:42:58,504
If the city can't do anything,
perhaps the state can.

1597
01:42:58,589 --> 01:43:01,340
When the governor gets here,
we'll take it up with him.

1598
01:43:01,383 --> 01:43:04,510
I want you to find
those three reporters, commissioner...

1599
01:43:04,553 --> 01:43:07,263
Or I will be forced
to demand your resignation.

1600
01:43:10,309 --> 01:43:12,185
Hello. You get this straight!

1601
01:43:12,227 --> 01:43:16,063
You find those three reporters,
or I'll have to get myself another boy.

1602
01:43:18,108 --> 01:43:21,027
I'm giving you 24 hours
to find those missing reporters!

1603
01:43:21,069 --> 01:43:25,072
If you can't, you'll find yourself on the
other end of a broom at the horse barn!

1604
01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:26,532
And that's no...

1605
01:43:27,409 --> 01:43:28,982
What is it?

1606
01:43:28,995 --> 01:43:30,578
I think we have an
angle on the reporters.

1607
01:43:30,662 --> 01:43:31,871
Speak up, son.

1608
01:43:31,955 --> 01:43:33,581
A funny thing happened.

1609
01:43:33,665 --> 01:43:36,792
Last Saturday, I met one of the boats
to check the passenger list.

1610
01:43:36,877 --> 01:43:39,212
A couple guys grabbed me
and shoved me in a car.

1611
01:43:39,296 --> 01:43:41,964
- Why didn't you report it sooner?
- They didn't hurt me.

1612
01:43:42,049 --> 01:43:44,759
Just drove me around the Bronx
then gave me taxi money.

1613
01:43:44,843 --> 01:43:47,386
- When I read about those...
- Any idea who grabbed him?

1614
01:43:47,471 --> 01:43:48,512
Not exactly.

1615
01:43:48,555 --> 01:43:53,100
But the men working the piers saw
Dave the dude there meeting some people.

1616
01:43:53,185 --> 01:43:55,937
- With his whole mob.
- Dave the dude.

1617
01:43:57,189 --> 01:44:01,067
It's not much, but we begin
to look like a police department.

1618
01:44:01,485 --> 01:44:04,111
Captain, you'd better
put a tail on the dude.

1619
01:44:04,196 --> 01:44:06,489
- There could be a connection.
- Yes, sir.

1620
01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:15,414
These are great. A few more
speeches and we'll have it covered.

1621
01:44:15,457 --> 01:44:18,709
As Jimmy durante says:
"I've got a million of them."

1622
01:44:18,752 --> 01:44:22,922
"My dear count, isn't it a pleasure
meeting up with you tonight..."

1623
01:44:27,511 --> 01:44:31,639
- All right, hold it everybody.
- Quiet!

1624
01:44:31,723 --> 01:44:33,933
Listen, will you? One thing at time.

1625
01:44:34,017 --> 01:44:37,144
Queenie, take your broads over there.
Guys, I want to talk to you.

1626
01:44:37,229 --> 01:44:40,106
Guys over here, broads over there!
Let's move it. Come on.

1627
01:44:40,190 --> 01:44:43,609
Move it! Let's go, we ain't got all night.
Come here, now.

1628
01:44:43,652 --> 01:44:46,654
I want to tell you somethin'.
You got to remember somethin'.

1629
01:44:46,738 --> 01:44:49,532
You're not a bunch of bums, see?
You're a bunch of gents.

1630
01:44:49,616 --> 01:44:52,451
You got to make them stop with the pistols.

1631
01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,745
They're making holes in the lining.

1632
01:44:54,788 --> 01:44:58,082
I told you to tell them
to leave the rods home. How many times...

1633
01:44:58,125 --> 01:45:00,668
- Weasel, I told you, "no rods!"
- Yeah, no rods.

1634
01:45:00,752 --> 01:45:03,254
If we don't behave ourselves
and act like gents...

1635
01:45:03,297 --> 01:45:06,674
We'll bollox the whole schmeer up
tomorrow night and then that's it.

1636
01:45:06,758 --> 01:45:09,927
You all got the speeches
the judge wrote for you?

1637
01:45:09,970 --> 01:45:12,305
You know who you are?
I don't have to tell you?

1638
01:45:12,389 --> 01:45:15,808
- All right, who are you?
- Governor of the state of utta.

1639
01:45:15,851 --> 01:45:19,770
- State of what? No, state of Utah.
- Utah, metah...

1640
01:45:19,896 --> 01:45:24,317
Will you read the speech the way
the judge give it to you? Please?

1641
01:45:24,484 --> 01:45:26,944
Don't yak too much. Just
smile all the time.

1642
01:45:26,987 --> 01:45:29,113
That'll get you by anybody, even kings.

1643
01:45:29,156 --> 01:45:33,659
Kings, yeah. But these mugs, you smile
at them, you got a hand on the knee.

1644
01:45:34,077 --> 01:45:38,289
You've had so many hands on your knees,
dearie, you wear gloves for stockings.

1645
01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:42,585
Dude! If any of your "he's"
make passes at my "she's..."

1646
01:45:42,836 --> 01:45:46,297
- No passes!
- Hear that? No passes.

1647
01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:50,176
- No passes? What a party pooper.
- I don't want to hear no more from you.

1648
01:45:50,260 --> 01:45:52,887
Dude, this ain't a good speech
the judge give me.

1649
01:45:52,971 --> 01:45:54,805
Are you handicappin' speeches now?

1650
01:45:54,848 --> 01:45:56,275
This count's an
out-of-town guy, ain't he?

1651
01:45:56,288 --> 01:45:57,725
Yeah, so what?

1652
01:45:57,809 --> 01:46:00,770
All I tell him is he's lucky
for meeting up with apple Annie.

1653
01:46:00,854 --> 01:46:03,272
Do you wanna tell him
you'll fix him up with dames?

1654
01:46:03,357 --> 01:46:06,150
- Just read the speech like he gave you.
- Practice!

1655
01:46:08,987 --> 01:46:11,697
Hey, cheesecake,
tell them to be quiet, will you?

1656
01:46:11,740 --> 01:46:15,785
- Quiet down, you guys!
- Quiet! Will you please be quiet?

1657
01:46:15,869 --> 01:46:18,204
What's the matter?
Why ain't you practicin'?

1658
01:46:18,246 --> 01:46:20,748
- I been practicin', only...
- Only what?

1659
01:46:20,832 --> 01:46:24,835
I'm as good as Louie the lug is any day.
If he's ambassador, I oughta be a king.

1660
01:46:24,878 --> 01:46:28,089
You're secretary of the interior.
That's bigger than an ambassador.

1661
01:46:28,173 --> 01:46:31,717
I ain't as dumb as you think.
A secretary is a secretary.

1662
01:46:32,386 --> 01:46:36,722
All right, brain.
I'll make ya the postmaster, all right?

1663
01:46:37,057 --> 01:46:39,392
That's more like it. I save stamps!

1664
01:46:40,018 --> 01:46:42,061
Judge, you got a new postmaster here.

1665
01:46:42,145 --> 01:46:43,145
Check!

1666
01:46:43,230 --> 01:46:45,064
- Come here.
- What do you want?

1667
01:46:45,107 --> 01:46:47,900
Give the speech to him now.
You're the count. Go ahead.

1668
01:46:47,984 --> 01:46:50,569
I thought I was the governor of Florida.

1669
01:46:50,654 --> 01:46:54,073
Will you just please pretend
you're the count for a minute?

1670
01:46:54,157 --> 01:46:55,950
All right, go ahead, shoot.

1671
01:46:56,076 --> 01:46:57,743
Count, your honor...

1672
01:46:58,745 --> 01:47:01,205
It's a rare privy...

1673
01:47:03,792 --> 01:47:06,669
What're you talkin' about?
"It's a rare privilege," jackass!

1674
01:47:06,753 --> 01:47:08,671
Does it say that?

1675
01:47:09,423 --> 01:47:12,341
I didn't think I was supposed
to call him a jackass.

1676
01:47:12,426 --> 01:47:16,095
You're givin' me a headache,
you know that? Get away from me.

1677
01:47:16,179 --> 01:47:18,681
- Me, too. What a bunch of ignoramice!
- What?

1678
01:47:18,765 --> 01:47:21,600
Ignoramice.
That's more than one ignoramouse.

1679
01:47:21,726 --> 01:47:23,436
You too, huh? Here.

1680
01:47:24,688 --> 01:47:27,314
- I'm losin' my voice.
- Start practicing!

1681
01:47:27,524 --> 01:47:30,609
- I'm charmed to meet you, count.
- You stink!

1682
01:47:31,611 --> 01:47:32,611
Jerk.

1683
01:47:32,904 --> 01:47:35,614
No, you don't.
All we need now is a crying drunk.

1684
01:47:35,699 --> 01:47:38,033
Will you give me
one good reason to stay sober?

1685
01:47:38,118 --> 01:47:41,412
You're the genius who thought this up.
Straighten out this menagerie.

1686
01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:45,040
- You guys, listen to miss Martin.
- Quiet down, everybody.

1687
01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:47,460
Quiet!

1688
01:47:48,253 --> 01:47:50,212
Let's do one thing at a time.

1689
01:47:50,297 --> 01:47:53,799
Forget the speeches for now,
and we'll concentrate on the bowing.

1690
01:47:53,842 --> 01:47:57,178
- Will you show 'em how to bow again?
- It's quite simple.

1691
01:47:57,262 --> 01:48:00,931
The movement is at the waist,
with a graceful gesture of the hand.

1692
01:48:01,141 --> 01:48:03,934
- Thus.
- What's so difficult about that?

1693
01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:07,563
Headwaiters do it.
Foreigners do it, can't even speak English.

1694
01:48:07,689 --> 01:48:11,859
Listen. Have a he and a she and pair off
and practice the bowin'.

1695
01:48:12,194 --> 01:48:14,737
- All you broads over here!
- Let's go.

1696
01:48:15,030 --> 01:48:16,363
Come on, girls.

1697
01:48:16,448 --> 01:48:18,657
Pick out a guy and start bowing.

1698
01:48:18,700 --> 01:48:21,327
Don't forget the hand.
The gesture with the hand.

1699
01:48:21,369 --> 01:48:23,704
Bow! Everybody bow!

1700
01:48:36,384 --> 01:48:39,345
If I'm sober, why do I
see things like this?

1701
01:48:50,524 --> 01:48:53,359
Does the board of health know
about this epidemic?

1702
01:48:55,862 --> 01:48:57,613
- What's the matter?
- Him.

1703
01:48:57,697 --> 01:49:00,741
He tried to pick my pocket
where there ain't no pocket.

1704
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:07,540
All right. Hold it now! Come on, you guys!

1705
01:49:07,582 --> 01:49:11,710
You ain't takin' this thing serious.
You gals, too. You ain't, either.

1706
01:49:11,795 --> 01:49:14,588
I'm gonna tell you somethin',
this is serious.

1707
01:49:14,673 --> 01:49:16,006
It's murder.

1708
01:49:16,132 --> 01:49:18,801
You're probably saying,
"what's in it for us?"

1709
01:49:18,885 --> 01:49:20,803
I'll tell you: Nothing.

1710
01:49:20,887 --> 01:49:23,639
I mean, nothin' that you can
put in your pocket.

1711
01:49:23,723 --> 01:49:26,308
After all, did any of us
ever plant a bridge...

1712
01:49:26,393 --> 01:49:28,394
Build a bridge or plant a seed?

1713
01:49:28,436 --> 01:49:32,231
I mean, for once, could we just
do somethin' nice for somebody?

1714
01:49:32,274 --> 01:49:34,400
This is for old apple Annie.

1715
01:49:34,568 --> 01:49:36,527
If somethin' goes wrong tomorrow...

1716
01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:39,405
There's no tellin'
what'll happen to poor Annie.

1717
01:49:39,489 --> 01:49:42,908
Maybe she'll put her head in the oven.
That'd be the perfect solution.

1718
01:49:42,993 --> 01:49:45,119
Come on. We're gonna practice.

1719
01:49:45,245 --> 01:49:47,746
We're gonna get in there and make this...

1720
01:49:47,831 --> 01:49:50,374
Make believe it's for your own mother.

1721
01:49:50,625 --> 01:49:55,462
I ought to do somethin' for my mother.
I can't visit her since she's in solitary.

1722
01:49:55,797 --> 01:49:58,090
Come on, start practicin', everybody.

1723
01:49:58,258 --> 01:50:00,884
I say it again and again:

1724
01:50:00,927 --> 01:50:04,722
"This will never work."

1725
01:50:06,057 --> 01:50:07,391
Happy days.

1726
01:50:24,451 --> 01:50:26,535
The music must be soft and mellow.

1727
01:50:26,703 --> 01:50:28,787
Nothing harsh, nothing raucous...

1728
01:50:28,955 --> 01:50:32,583
Just the gentle drip of rain
upon an autumn leaf.

1729
01:50:32,917 --> 01:50:36,712
- Yes, sir. I'll lay on the silk.
- Splendid. Keep it schmaltzy.

1730
01:50:40,675 --> 01:50:42,426
- The new men?
- Yes, sir.

1731
01:50:43,136 --> 01:50:45,137
- Trustworthy?
- Completely.

1732
01:50:45,347 --> 01:50:47,514
I'm just loving this. Aren't you?

1733
01:50:47,599 --> 01:50:50,851
- In here, it's Christmas.
- Quite.

1734
01:50:51,978 --> 01:50:55,564
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way

1735
01:50:56,483 --> 01:50:57,691
yes.

1736
01:51:00,278 --> 01:51:01,820
As Pascal said:

1737
01:51:02,364 --> 01:51:06,116
"The heart hath reasons
that reason itself knows nothing about."

1738
01:51:08,453 --> 01:51:11,580
- A handkerchief.
- In your hand, ma'am.

1739
01:51:13,124 --> 01:51:14,833
Oh, yes. Of course.

1740
01:51:18,088 --> 01:51:19,672
Do I look all right?

1741
01:51:19,756 --> 01:51:22,841
The headwaiter at the ritz
would give you the best table.

1742
01:51:22,926 --> 01:51:24,009
God bless you.

1743
01:51:24,094 --> 01:51:26,553
See for yourself,
Mrs. e. Worthington manville.

1744
01:51:26,638 --> 01:51:29,181
You'd make cinderella look barefoot.

1745
01:51:31,226 --> 01:51:33,519
I don't know who that is in there.

1746
01:51:34,312 --> 01:51:36,897
I hope the whole thing isn't a dream.

1747
01:51:38,650 --> 01:51:40,317
Give me my basket.

1748
01:51:44,197 --> 01:51:46,949
Apples.

1749
01:51:47,033 --> 01:51:50,494
- The beautiful dream's coming true.
- God love you.

1750
01:51:50,995 --> 01:51:53,163
Everybody's so wonderful and...

1751
01:51:53,665 --> 01:51:55,165
I'm so scared.

1752
01:51:56,418 --> 01:51:57,543
Come in.

1753
01:52:00,672 --> 01:52:03,757
Shades of Aphrodite, goddess of beauty.

1754
01:52:04,801 --> 01:52:07,886
That man just fills a room.

1755
01:52:08,304 --> 01:52:11,140
Never in all my questionable career...

1756
01:52:11,224 --> 01:52:14,560
Have I feasted my eyes upon
such divine loveliness.

1757
01:52:14,728 --> 01:52:17,229
Cut it out. What time's the dude coming?

1758
01:52:17,313 --> 01:52:22,276
8:00, my fluttering dove, bringing
the best-trained social lions you ever saw.

1759
01:52:22,402 --> 01:52:24,413
But can they fool the count?

1760
01:52:24,426 --> 01:52:26,447
Fret nyet, my pet.
You'll behold a miracle.

1761
01:52:26,531 --> 01:52:29,032
Orchids bloom where weeds once grew.

1762
01:52:29,117 --> 01:52:32,035
- What if they make mistakes?
- The dude'll kill them.

1763
01:52:32,078 --> 01:52:33,537
The poor dears.

1764
01:52:33,872 --> 01:52:35,914
Pull yourself together. Remember:

1765
01:52:35,999 --> 01:52:39,501
You're the proud mother of a lovely
daughter announcing her engagement.

1766
01:52:39,586 --> 01:52:42,004
And don't think of mistakes.

1767
01:52:42,088 --> 01:52:46,258
If any mug pulls a boner, I'll flood
the room with a torrent of oratory.

1768
01:52:46,342 --> 01:52:47,843
- You're wonderful.
- I know.

1769
01:52:47,927 --> 01:52:50,596
Here's the plan for the receiving line.

1770
01:52:50,930 --> 01:52:52,765
You'll stand next to me...

1771
01:52:53,433 --> 01:52:56,101
Then Louise, then the count.

1772
01:52:56,561 --> 01:52:58,854
- And where am I?
- Right here.

1773
01:53:00,106 --> 01:53:02,566
Dude and his mob are at queenie Martin's.

1774
01:53:02,609 --> 01:53:04,485
What're they doing there?

1775
01:53:04,694 --> 01:53:09,323
I don't know. It sure looks big.
They got a line of cars a block long.

1776
01:53:09,616 --> 01:53:12,075
Stay on his tail. Don't let him get away.

1777
01:53:12,118 --> 01:53:15,245
Right. Let's close off the block.

1778
01:53:18,458 --> 01:53:22,294
Confidentially, there are times when
I'm a bit ashamed of my fellow Americans.

1779
01:53:22,337 --> 01:53:26,715
The way they Fawn over celebrities,
particularly you titled nobility.

1780
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,801
I think that is charming.

1781
01:53:28,885 --> 01:53:31,261
They're like children.
You'll notice tonight.

1782
01:53:31,304 --> 01:53:34,139
In your presence, they'll
probably stammer...

1783
01:53:34,390 --> 01:53:36,767
And appear to be tongue-tied and awkward.

1784
01:53:36,810 --> 01:53:39,311
I beg of you to make allowances for them.

1785
01:53:39,437 --> 01:53:42,648
Of course.
Different countries, different customs.

1786
01:53:42,982 --> 01:53:44,691
Which reminds me, judge.

1787
01:53:44,776 --> 01:53:48,570
There is a custom in my country
which is not a custom in your country.

1788
01:53:48,655 --> 01:53:51,615
I have been hoping that
you would speak about it.

1789
01:53:51,741 --> 01:53:55,577
- Indeed, sir? What's on your mind?
- The dowry, my dear judge.

1790
01:53:55,745 --> 01:53:58,664
As yet, nothing has been
said about the dowry.

1791
01:54:00,291 --> 01:54:01,625
The dowry?

1792
01:54:02,502 --> 01:54:06,088
I am aware, of course, that in America,
it is not important.

1793
01:54:06,172 --> 01:54:08,632
But in my country,
it is the first arrangement.

1794
01:54:08,675 --> 01:54:11,844
In your country, yes. In my country...

1795
01:54:12,053 --> 01:54:15,347
The dowry?
I don't know what to say, count.

1796
01:54:15,598 --> 01:54:18,517
- You kinda crept up on me on that one.
- I beg your pardon?

1797
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:21,186
I mean, this is so totally unexpected.

1798
01:54:21,938 --> 01:54:25,732
Don't you think it's a bit vulgar
to speak of money?

1799
01:54:27,026 --> 01:54:29,528
Let us be vulgar then, for a moment.

1800
01:54:29,821 --> 01:54:34,241
I am willing to make a settlement equal to
50,000 of your dollars.

1801
01:54:35,118 --> 01:54:36,243
You are?

1802
01:54:37,161 --> 01:54:38,912
- Of my dollars?
- Sí.

1803
01:54:39,289 --> 01:54:43,709
I had been hoping that you would be
willing to make a similar settlement.

1804
01:54:44,043 --> 01:54:47,212
Willing, yes, of course.

1805
01:54:48,047 --> 01:54:49,381
Old Napoleon.

1806
01:54:50,216 --> 01:54:54,219
- Join me in a nippy with nappy?
- I'd be delighted, judge.

1807
01:54:55,221 --> 01:54:58,807
I see you keep your billiard table
in excellent condition.

1808
01:55:01,352 --> 01:55:02,644
Do you play?

1809
01:55:02,729 --> 01:55:04,062
Do I play?

1810
01:55:04,355 --> 01:55:07,232
Señor, in Barcelona, I am the champion.

1811
01:55:09,569 --> 01:55:11,653
Isn't that just...

1812
01:55:12,363 --> 01:55:13,947
You don't say.

1813
01:55:14,532 --> 01:55:15,616
Sí!

1814
01:55:16,159 --> 01:55:20,621
Perhaps a little game
before the guests arrive?

1815
01:55:20,747 --> 01:55:24,416
I can think of nothing that
would give me greater pleasure.

1816
01:55:32,675 --> 01:55:36,595
- About that dowry, count...
- Yes, judge?

1817
01:55:36,846 --> 01:55:38,961
It has occurred to me
that as the young folks

1818
01:55:38,974 --> 01:55:41,099
are going to Spain
to live with you...

1819
01:55:41,184 --> 01:55:43,435
That I should take care
of the whole amount.

1820
01:55:43,478 --> 01:55:46,480
No, I could not let you bear
the entire burden.

1821
01:55:46,564 --> 01:55:50,150
It's no burden, my dear Alfonso.
So, the matter's settled.

1822
01:55:50,401 --> 01:55:53,946
Please, my dear host,
you are so gracious...

1823
01:55:54,656 --> 01:55:56,448
You make me feel ashamed.

1824
01:55:56,574 --> 01:55:59,284
I shall take care of the full amount.

1825
01:55:59,327 --> 01:56:01,536
This seems silly.
We could debate for hours.

1826
01:56:01,621 --> 01:56:05,082
In America, we have methods
to settle such differences.

1827
01:56:05,416 --> 01:56:07,626
We toss coins, or pull straws.

1828
01:56:08,628 --> 01:56:10,504
What's so amusing, Alfonso?

1829
01:56:10,838 --> 01:56:14,341
- I could take advantage of you, judge.
- Indeed, sir?

1830
01:56:15,802 --> 01:56:18,428
You wouldn't suggest a billiards contest?

1831
01:56:28,690 --> 01:56:31,525
That's enough, folks!
You're gonna start sweatin'.

1832
01:56:31,609 --> 01:56:34,486
- Nobody sweats!
- It's gonna work, so help me.

1833
01:56:34,570 --> 01:56:36,613
Okay, baby. Get your coat.

1834
01:56:37,991 --> 01:56:39,992
Come here. We're in, kid.

1835
01:56:40,952 --> 01:56:44,705
It's darcey. He says you can write
your own ticket. Yes or no.

1836
01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:49,209
On my terms, darcey?

1837
01:56:51,004 --> 01:56:52,796
I'll tell you what you do.

1838
01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:55,716
Bring little switz to pier 84 at midnight.

1839
01:56:56,676 --> 01:56:58,427
And bring the cash.

1840
01:57:05,351 --> 01:57:08,311
- What do you think of my apple now?
- I love it.

1841
01:57:08,688 --> 01:57:10,063
Ready, dude?

1842
01:57:10,857 --> 01:57:15,527
Queenie and I are leaving. The rest of you
follow in groups of four every few minutes.

1843
01:57:15,611 --> 01:57:17,404
- Junior, take over here.
- Right.

1844
01:57:17,488 --> 01:57:18,822
Good night.

1845
01:57:18,990 --> 01:57:20,574
Good luck, dude.

1846
01:57:24,787 --> 01:57:27,706
The darcey deal's all set. On my terms.

1847
01:57:29,042 --> 01:57:32,627
I'm gonna need you now more than ever.
So don't leave me.

1848
01:57:35,840 --> 01:57:37,215
Okay, Dave.

1849
01:57:37,925 --> 01:57:39,509
Anything you say.

1850
01:57:46,017 --> 01:57:47,225
That's him.

1851
01:57:50,271 --> 01:57:52,314
Cops all around the place.

1852
01:57:57,278 --> 01:57:58,904
Thank you, mister.

1853
01:58:05,661 --> 01:58:08,288
Like the boss said, walk out...

1854
01:58:08,623 --> 01:58:10,123
Boss, what's the matter?

1855
01:58:10,208 --> 01:58:12,626
You know there's cops out there?
Millions of them.

1856
01:58:12,710 --> 01:58:14,294
- Cops?
- What'll we do now?

1857
01:58:14,378 --> 01:58:17,547
I can't go to Annie's with them there.
They'll follow us.

1858
01:58:17,757 --> 01:58:20,967
Get the judge on the phone.
We gotta stall them. Come here.

1859
01:58:21,344 --> 01:58:23,929
What are they doin'?
We just talked to darcey.

1860
01:58:24,013 --> 01:58:26,181
- I don't know.
- I didn't do nothing.

1861
01:58:26,265 --> 01:58:28,266
- Let me think.
- I don't like it.

1862
01:58:28,893 --> 01:58:32,437
- What amazing luck.
- I've been very fortunate, haven't I?

1863
01:58:32,563 --> 01:58:34,189
24-24.

1864
01:58:34,524 --> 01:58:37,818
- You realize, you make this shot, you win.
- Really?

1865
01:58:38,277 --> 01:58:42,030
- This shot seems practically impossible.
- I've seen it made.

1866
01:58:42,156 --> 01:58:45,784
It's a seven-cushion shot
with high, delicate right-hand English.

1867
01:58:45,868 --> 01:58:47,369
It would take an expert.

1868
01:58:47,453 --> 01:58:50,914
Pardon, sir. Mrs. manville's
brother-in-law on the telephone.

1869
01:58:50,957 --> 01:58:53,834
- Brother David?
- Yes. He says it's very urgent.

1870
01:58:53,918 --> 01:58:55,961
I shall be there directly.

1871
01:59:07,056 --> 01:59:10,433
- You made it!
- Most fortunate.

1872
01:59:15,314 --> 01:59:19,234
- The judge, expert.
- Sir, I beat him regularly.

1873
01:59:20,027 --> 01:59:21,570
Thank you, sir.

1874
01:59:27,994 --> 01:59:29,536
Hello, brother David.

1875
01:59:29,662 --> 01:59:33,081
Congratulate me. I just saved you $50,000.

1876
01:59:33,541 --> 01:59:36,251
Will you knock off the lousy jokes?
We're in a jam.

1877
01:59:36,335 --> 01:59:38,336
The place is surrounded by bluecoats.

1878
01:59:38,421 --> 01:59:39,504
Cops?

1879
01:59:40,298 --> 01:59:42,841
I don't care for that at all, my dear dude.

1880
01:59:43,176 --> 01:59:47,179
Would you suggest that I fold my tent
and silently scram into the night?

1881
01:59:47,555 --> 01:59:49,848
If you know what's good for you,
you'll stay.

1882
01:59:49,891 --> 01:59:52,184
Stall them. I'll figure somethin' out.

1883
01:59:52,226 --> 01:59:55,687
Figure fast, dude.
I'm notoriously poor at bag-holding.

1884
01:59:56,189 --> 01:59:59,149
- What is it, Henry?
- Nothing's wrong, my dear.

1885
01:59:59,192 --> 02:00:02,027
I heard you.
You said something about cops.

1886
02:00:02,153 --> 02:00:04,446
- They're not coming here?
- Of course not.

1887
02:00:04,530 --> 02:00:08,617
- Don't lie to me. Tell me the truth.
- Don't get yourself all worked up.

1888
02:00:08,701 --> 02:00:11,703
If something is going to happen,
I've got to know.

1889
02:00:11,787 --> 02:00:14,748
I'd rather tell them the
truth myself. If...

1890
02:00:15,958 --> 02:00:17,918
Look what the count gave me to wear.

1891
02:00:18,002 --> 02:00:21,463
It's an heirloom that used to belong
to queen Isabella.

1892
02:00:22,006 --> 02:00:25,383
- It's beautiful, dear.
- It's going to be mine after the wedding.

1893
02:00:25,426 --> 02:00:27,469
Carlos hasn't seen it on me.

1894
02:00:34,268 --> 02:00:36,645
She's a lovely girl, isn't she, judge?

1895
02:00:38,272 --> 02:00:41,399
- Don't you think she's lovely?
- Angelic, my dear.

1896
02:00:43,402 --> 02:00:45,237
What am I going to do?

1897
02:00:46,113 --> 02:00:49,658
Suppose the count calls off the wedding?

1898
02:00:51,577 --> 02:00:53,328
She'd hate me.

1899
02:00:53,871 --> 02:00:55,997
Don't be silly, Annie.

1900
02:00:59,085 --> 02:01:01,920
She'll want to know who her father is.

1901
02:01:03,422 --> 02:01:05,465
What am going to tell her?

1902
02:01:07,843 --> 02:01:11,930
- You see, I was never married.
- You won't have to tell her anything.

1903
02:01:12,056 --> 02:01:15,558
Get a grip on yourself.
Dude will come up with something.

1904
02:01:15,601 --> 02:01:17,102
He always does.

1905
02:01:29,198 --> 02:01:33,702
Before this evening is over,
I expect complete apology from you.

1906
02:01:34,036 --> 02:01:35,745
That is why I asked you here.

1907
02:01:35,788 --> 02:01:39,124
My dear count, nothing would give me
greater satisfaction...

1908
02:01:39,166 --> 02:01:41,418
Than to be proven an imbecile.

1909
02:01:46,799 --> 02:01:49,050
What time do the guests arrive?

1910
02:01:49,593 --> 02:01:53,013
No one arrives first, sir.
They all come in last.

1911
02:02:06,527 --> 02:02:08,653
- Hey, boss.
- Will you knock it off?

1912
02:02:09,655 --> 02:02:13,658
Those bulls ain't got nothin' on me,
or else they'd break that door down.

1913
02:02:13,868 --> 02:02:18,330
Tell me how I'll get all these people
to Annie's without the cops tailing us?

1914
02:02:18,372 --> 02:02:20,665
- You've got one ace in the hole.
- What's that?

1915
02:02:20,708 --> 02:02:23,001
- Give them what they want.
- What do they want?

1916
02:02:23,085 --> 02:02:25,670
- Give 'em the truth.
- The truth to the cops?

1917
02:02:25,755 --> 02:02:28,548
What's the matter, you out of your skull?

1918
02:02:29,050 --> 02:02:30,550
Wait a minute.

1919
02:02:31,052 --> 02:02:33,762
Wait a minute. I've got what they want.

1920
02:02:35,264 --> 02:02:36,348
Yeah.

1921
02:02:37,892 --> 02:02:41,186
I'll go down, I'll see the commissioner.
I'll make a deal.

1922
02:02:41,228 --> 02:02:43,188
- The commissioner?
- Right.

1923
02:02:44,065 --> 02:02:46,649
You take over, junior. Joy boy, come on.

1924
02:02:46,692 --> 02:02:49,819
I don't like it. I don't
like the whole thing.

1925
02:02:50,696 --> 02:02:54,449
All right, everybody up on your feet.
I don't like the way you bow!

1926
02:02:54,533 --> 02:02:57,869
We're gonna do the bow again. Let's go.

1927
02:03:17,390 --> 02:03:21,142
All I ask you, commissioner,
is you just lay off me for tonight.

1928
02:03:21,227 --> 02:03:24,979
That's all? Don't you want me to give you
the keys to the city, too?

1929
02:03:25,064 --> 02:03:27,941
What are you all doing at
a joint like queenie Martin's?

1930
02:03:28,025 --> 02:03:30,860
Nothin' at all.
I mean, that would interest you.

1931
02:03:30,903 --> 02:03:34,322
But you see, I just can't tell
anybody about it. That's all.

1932
02:03:34,407 --> 02:03:38,535
If you'll give me a base-on-balls for
tonight, I'll save your badge for you.

1933
02:03:38,577 --> 02:03:40,328
What do you mean?

1934
02:03:40,454 --> 02:03:43,665
I read the papers. You want
to find those reporters, don't you?

1935
02:03:43,749 --> 02:03:45,792
- You got those reporters?
- I got friends.

1936
02:03:45,876 --> 02:03:48,795
All I gotta do is just spread
the word around those friends.

1937
02:03:48,879 --> 02:03:52,465
And those newsboys, they'll show up
tomorrow just as good as new.

1938
02:03:52,591 --> 02:03:56,428
But all I ask you is, please,
just lay off me for tonight.

1939
02:03:56,512 --> 02:03:58,596
I don't make deals with bums like you.

1940
02:03:58,639 --> 02:04:01,516
You'll have a police escort
until they show up. Get him out.

1941
02:04:01,600 --> 02:04:04,811
Wait a minute.
Okay, Mac, I'm gonna tell you something.

1942
02:04:04,937 --> 02:04:09,399
I got those reporters, and they ain't
showin' up until I'm good and ready.

1943
02:04:10,818 --> 02:04:14,612
- Now are we gonna do business?
- Sure, dude. We can do business.

1944
02:04:14,697 --> 02:04:17,073
Coberly, brisko,
frisk these guys and book them.

1945
02:04:17,116 --> 02:04:18,158
What?

1946
02:04:18,242 --> 02:04:20,618
Yes, you can always do business
with the police.

1947
02:04:20,703 --> 02:04:23,371
- This ain't gonna get you no place.
- Get me the mayor.

1948
02:04:23,456 --> 02:04:26,583
You can't get him. He's throwing
that big party for the governor.

1949
02:04:26,625 --> 02:04:28,835
He finds out what it's about, I'll get him.

1950
02:04:28,919 --> 02:04:31,129
Don't be a sap. Why drag the mayor into it?

1951
02:04:31,172 --> 02:04:34,841
He might make a deal with you, too.
He'll probably settle for about 50 years.

1952
02:04:34,925 --> 02:04:37,051
I promise you,
there's nothin' crooked goin' on.

1953
02:04:37,136 --> 02:04:39,387
When you hear the story,
you're gonna laugh.

1954
02:04:39,472 --> 02:04:42,849
I'm laughin' already.
I've been waitin' 10 years to laugh at you.

1955
02:04:42,933 --> 02:04:46,019
- Hello, chief.
- Hold it. Just before you talk...

1956
02:04:46,395 --> 02:04:49,731
I told queenie I'd tell the truth.
I'm gonna give you the truth.

1957
02:04:49,815 --> 02:04:53,776
You'll think I'm nuts, but it's the truth.
You see, it's like...

1958
02:04:55,404 --> 02:04:57,238
A mother goose story.

1959
02:04:58,616 --> 02:05:00,626
That's right. It's like
one of those stories

1960
02:05:00,639 --> 02:05:02,660
you tell the kids
when they go to bed.

1961
02:05:02,703 --> 02:05:04,329
Will you hold the wire, chief?

1962
02:05:04,371 --> 02:05:06,956
Dave the dude, bootlegger,
racketeer, and gambler...

1963
02:05:06,999 --> 02:05:09,375
Wants to tell me a beddy-bye story.

1964
02:05:10,127 --> 02:05:11,503
Okay, forget it!

1965
02:05:11,629 --> 02:05:15,715
I'm gonna hang before I'm gonna let
any fink of a cop give me the horse laugh.

1966
02:05:15,799 --> 02:05:17,133
As for you, Mr. mayor...

1967
02:05:17,176 --> 02:05:20,470
You tell your Mr. mayor
he won't ever see those reporters again.

1968
02:05:20,513 --> 02:05:21,596
- Ever!
- Chief.

1969
02:05:21,680 --> 02:05:25,141
- Dave the dude is in my office...
- Can I use the phone?

1970
02:05:25,768 --> 02:05:28,853
Dave the dude is here.
He admits he's got the reporters.

1971
02:05:28,938 --> 02:05:30,730
Good work, commissioner.

1972
02:05:30,814 --> 02:05:33,233
Dave the dude admits having the reporters.

1973
02:05:33,317 --> 02:05:35,860
- Dave the what?
- Fancy-pants ex-bootlegger.

1974
02:05:35,945 --> 02:05:39,531
- Excellent. Have they arrested him?
- Of course they've arrested him.

1975
02:05:39,573 --> 02:05:43,201
What do you suppose'll happen now?
A bail bond and he's out laughing.

1976
02:05:43,244 --> 02:05:46,412
- That's ridiculous.
- That's the way things go down here.

1977
02:05:46,830 --> 02:05:49,374
Of all the colossal nerve.
Who does he think is?

1978
02:05:49,458 --> 02:05:52,335
He can't make any deals
with the police department.

1979
02:05:52,461 --> 02:05:55,129
Here's an example.
You see? He makes deals.

1980
02:05:55,214 --> 02:05:59,050
He says if we don't let him alone tonight,
we may never see the reporters again.

1981
02:05:59,134 --> 02:06:01,928
What? Why, this is outrageous. Mr. mayor!

1982
02:06:02,012 --> 02:06:05,974
Don't get excited, governor.
It's quite the customary procedure.

1983
02:06:07,601 --> 02:06:09,227
Bring the dude up here.

1984
02:06:09,311 --> 02:06:12,480
That's exactly what I said.
Bring him without delay.

1985
02:06:12,565 --> 02:06:15,567
Don't worry about my guests.
This is more important.

1986
02:06:16,277 --> 02:06:20,071
You're so quick to criticize,
let's see what you can do with him.

1987
02:06:20,322 --> 02:06:22,625
I'd send a criminal
like that away for life.

1988
02:06:22,638 --> 02:06:24,951
Here's your chance, governor.

1989
02:06:25,244 --> 02:06:28,746
All right, slops. Up on your blisters.
You ain't bowing right.

1990
02:06:28,789 --> 02:06:32,834
Lay off, junior. I been bowin' so much
I got a callous on my bellybutton.

1991
02:06:32,918 --> 02:06:36,546
- Come on, bow!
- Sit down, junior. Save your strength.

1992
02:06:37,840 --> 02:06:39,382
Hello? Dude?

1993
02:06:40,926 --> 02:06:43,094
You're where? At the police?

1994
02:06:45,931 --> 02:06:48,641
You're gonna go over
and pick up the reporters?

1995
02:06:49,476 --> 02:06:50,852
Poor Annie.

1996
02:06:52,688 --> 02:06:54,939
All right, I'll go right over.

1997
02:07:00,321 --> 02:07:03,197
I feel sorry for the whole stinkin' world.

1998
02:07:04,575 --> 02:07:06,284
What's it gonna be?

1999
02:07:07,119 --> 02:07:08,328
It's all off.

2000
02:07:08,704 --> 02:07:11,831
Send the suits back.
I'm sorry, kids. You can go home.

2001
02:07:11,915 --> 02:07:14,542
- Thanks for everything.
- That's a shame.

2002
02:07:15,794 --> 02:07:18,254
You learned how to bow, didn't you?

2003
02:07:18,672 --> 02:07:21,883
I wish I could cry. Come on, junior.

2004
02:07:48,994 --> 02:07:51,496
There's nobody at queenie Martin's.

2005
02:07:56,502 --> 02:07:58,252
No, Annie.

2006
02:07:58,837 --> 02:08:00,922
Don't do anything foolish.

2007
02:08:03,258 --> 02:08:05,051
Mama, isn't anybody coming?

2008
02:08:08,597 --> 02:08:10,348
Mama, what's wrong?

2009
02:08:12,184 --> 02:08:13,935
Louise, baby.

2010
02:08:18,065 --> 02:08:21,192
If you should...
If anything should happen...

2011
02:08:21,485 --> 02:08:22,527
Mama.

2012
02:08:24,530 --> 02:08:28,199
- You wouldn't hate your mother?
- Don't say things like that.

2013
02:08:34,915 --> 02:08:37,250
Is the count in the living room?

2014
02:08:41,088 --> 02:08:42,714
What is it, mama?

2015
02:08:46,593 --> 02:08:48,511
LA commedia è finita!

2016
02:08:48,554 --> 02:08:52,682
Send the waiters and musicians home.
Call some doctors. Where's poor Annie?

2017
02:08:55,936 --> 02:08:57,270
I'm so sorry.

2018
02:09:14,747 --> 02:09:18,458
Count romero, I'd like to talk to you
for a minute, please.

2019
02:09:24,173 --> 02:09:28,968
I'm sure you must know
there's nothing in the world I want more...

2020
02:09:29,052 --> 02:09:31,846
Than for my daughter to marry your son.

2021
02:09:34,600 --> 02:09:37,310
She loves him. Loves him very much.

2022
02:09:38,812 --> 02:09:41,063
And I know he loves her, too.

2023
02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:47,528
Ever since Louise was born...

2024
02:09:50,032 --> 02:09:52,074
I've lived for one thing:

2025
02:09:53,827 --> 02:09:55,119
Her future.

2026
02:09:57,122 --> 02:10:01,417
When she wrote me
that she'd found someone she loved...

2027
02:10:03,295 --> 02:10:06,172
I was the happiest mother in the world.

2028
02:10:10,135 --> 02:10:13,805
Count romero, I know you came
to America to find out...

2029
02:10:14,848 --> 02:10:16,474
All about us...

2030
02:10:17,935 --> 02:10:19,811
About Louise's family.

2031
02:10:19,978 --> 02:10:21,813
No, señora...

2032
02:10:22,022 --> 02:10:25,525
I don't blame you. You have the right.

2033
02:10:26,735 --> 02:10:30,488
And it would be terrible,
after they were married...

2034
02:10:32,783 --> 02:10:34,283
To find out...

2035
02:10:35,786 --> 02:10:37,787
That Louise's mother was...

2036
02:10:39,331 --> 02:10:41,249
Someone you'd be ashamed of.

2037
02:10:42,292 --> 02:10:46,337
- That even Louise would be ashamed of.
- That's silly, mama.

2038
02:10:46,421 --> 02:10:49,674
- Mrs. manville.
- Let me go on.

2039
02:10:50,801 --> 02:10:55,096
I wanted this talk,
so you'd find out all about me.

2040
02:10:58,475 --> 02:11:00,518
First of all, count romero...

2041
02:11:02,855 --> 02:11:05,898
I must tell you that I am...

2042
02:11:42,311 --> 02:11:45,229
His honor,
the mayor of the city of New York.

2043
02:11:50,235 --> 02:11:52,987
Well, mayor, it's your idea. Start beaming.

2044
02:11:58,076 --> 02:12:01,078
My dear Mrs. manville,
it's so good to see you again.

2045
02:12:01,121 --> 02:12:04,749
The last time I had this pleasure
was at your party at briarcliff.

2046
02:12:04,791 --> 02:12:07,376
I will never forget it. It
was a brilliant affair.

2047
02:12:07,419 --> 02:12:10,254
This, of course, is Louise.
The image of her late father.

2048
02:12:10,339 --> 02:12:12,840
Are you going to give us
the good news tonight?

2049
02:12:12,925 --> 02:12:17,094
So nice to see you, dear. You look lovely.
Have you seen lord Bernard lately?

2050
02:12:17,137 --> 02:12:19,138
It's a pleasure. Welcome to our city.

2051
02:12:19,222 --> 02:12:22,433
In person, you look so much younger
than in the newsreels.

2052
02:12:22,517 --> 02:12:24,685
Well, indeed. Thank you very much.

2053
02:12:24,770 --> 02:12:27,063
This is my son, Carlos.
His honor, the mayor.

2054
02:12:27,105 --> 02:12:30,024
You are the lucky young man.
Congratulations.

2055
02:12:31,443 --> 02:12:34,028
- My son, Carlos.
- Count romero.

2056
02:12:34,571 --> 02:12:39,158
His excellency,
the governor of New York state!

2057
02:12:56,426 --> 02:12:59,971
My dear Mrs. manville,
what a pleasure to see you again so soon.

2058
02:13:00,013 --> 02:13:03,099
And so radiant.
And this is the fabulous Louise?

2059
02:13:03,308 --> 02:13:06,811
You know, I've always admired you,
so her beauty doesn't surprise me.

2060
02:13:06,895 --> 02:13:08,521
You know my wife?

2061
02:13:09,648 --> 02:13:13,901
We're so happy to be here. We wouldn't
have missed this for the world.

2062
02:13:14,152 --> 02:13:16,320
Allow me to welcome you to New York.

2063
02:13:16,989 --> 02:13:18,739
I'm crying.

2064
02:13:19,908 --> 02:13:21,701
Dude, I'm crying!

2065
02:13:22,452 --> 02:13:24,495
Joy boy, look, I'm crying.

2066
02:13:25,163 --> 02:13:27,540
All right, I got my own troubles.

2067
02:13:32,796 --> 02:13:35,589
A police escort.
That's more than we get in Barcelona.

2068
02:13:35,674 --> 02:13:39,510
Nothing, my dear Carlos, nothing at all.
I've had many a police escort.

2069
02:13:40,262 --> 02:13:41,679
How about that?

2070
02:13:42,222 --> 02:13:44,682
The mayor, the governor, the cops.

2071
02:13:46,101 --> 02:13:49,395
- I thought they were all crooks.
- Why did they do it?

2072
02:13:49,479 --> 02:13:51,480
They gotta have an angle.

2073
02:13:52,024 --> 02:13:55,443
Delightful experience.
Made me feel 10 years younger.

2074
02:13:55,902 --> 02:13:59,196
Are you still gonna investigate
the mayor's administration?

2075
02:13:59,656 --> 02:14:02,700
I don't think so. I think
we'll postpone it.

2076
02:14:04,327 --> 02:14:06,829
I must remember
to call the commissioner tomorrow.

2077
02:14:06,872 --> 02:14:09,915
I've made his life miserable
the last few days.

2078
02:14:11,084 --> 02:14:13,044
"...announce their daughter's engagement...

2079
02:14:13,086 --> 02:14:17,590
"To Carlos romero of Barcelona, Spain,
at a gala reception last night," and so on.

2080
02:14:17,674 --> 02:14:20,718
Take it from there,
and include a complete list of the guests.

2081
02:14:20,761 --> 02:14:22,511
That's your story. That's all.

2082
02:14:22,554 --> 02:14:25,056
What about being snatched?
What's that all about?

2083
02:14:25,140 --> 02:14:28,309
Who said you were snatched?
You were out on a drunk, understand?

2084
02:14:28,393 --> 02:14:29,560
Drunk?

2085
02:14:29,644 --> 02:14:32,104
We are going to the boat to see her off

2086
02:14:32,189 --> 02:14:34,565
singin' Polly wolly doodle all the day

2087
02:14:34,691 --> 02:14:38,069
happy days must really be back,
if you bums are takin' cabs now.

2088
02:14:38,153 --> 02:14:42,323
- Pipe down. We're with the governor.
- Dry up. We're godfathers.

2089
02:14:42,783 --> 02:14:47,411
Fare thee well, fare thee well,
fare thee well, my dear Louise

2090
02:14:48,080 --> 02:14:50,706
for we're going to the boat to see her off

2091
02:14:50,749 --> 02:14:52,917
singin' Polly wolly doodle all the day

2092
02:15:11,186 --> 02:15:14,021
little switz. It's parked right behind you.

2093
02:15:17,192 --> 02:15:20,277
He's waiting.
He's got $100,000 in small bills.

2094
02:15:24,407 --> 02:15:26,752
Boss, you got business.
Can I have the night off?

2095
02:15:26,765 --> 02:15:29,120
I gotta go see ma.

2096
02:15:29,162 --> 02:15:30,371
Wait a minute.

2097
02:15:30,455 --> 02:15:34,792
My wife, I ain't seen her in a week,
and you know, she's this way again.

2098
02:15:35,544 --> 02:15:38,129
- What do you say we split a cab?
- Come on.

2099
02:15:41,550 --> 02:15:42,967
- Elizabeth?
- Yeah.

2100
02:15:46,263 --> 02:15:49,056
What was the name
of that town in Maryland?

2101
02:15:51,143 --> 02:15:52,977
Come on, quit bawlin'.

2102
02:16:02,696 --> 02:16:05,364
My baby. My darling.

2103
02:16:06,491 --> 02:16:07,867
God bless you.

2104
02:16:08,493 --> 02:16:09,743
Adiós.

2105
02:16:14,249 --> 02:16:17,084
Courage, my pet. Don't faint now. Courage.

2106
02:16:23,592 --> 02:16:25,176
Goodbye, Louise!

2107
02:16:28,722 --> 02:16:31,807
Why are you standing here
with your mouths open?

2108
02:16:31,933 --> 02:16:35,060
The crowd on this dock is loaded.
Start hustling.

2109
02:16:35,145 --> 02:16:39,565
Because I'll raise you $1 a month
to work Broadway. Let's go!

2110
02:16:41,000 --> 02:16:49,100
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